JOKES----(humorous) - Page 3

1 ) EK DIN 1 DAKU SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA SONA KAHAN HAI?   
SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..      
                                   
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
2) AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TEKESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI         

3)  SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?     
  2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.                                                                                                 
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
    

Edited by Sarkar - 18 years ago

Originally posted by: wordlife_

LOL! Here's mine.

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.

• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.

• tries to drown a fish in water.

• thinks socialism means partying.

• trips over a cordless phone.

• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

• At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts

"Sagittarius.".

• studies for a blood test and fails.

• sells the car for gas money.

• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.

• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and

goes home.

• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

😆😆😆

btw i m a sagittarian😛

are koi sardarji kya yahan nahi hai

agar hai to aaj sabka maar khaane ka din hai😆😆😆

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Originally posted by: Sarkar

1 ) EK DIN 1 DAKU SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA SONA KAHAN HAI?   
SARDAR BOLA ULLU KE PATTHE PURA GHAR KHALI HAI KAHIN BHI SOJA..      
                                   
                                                                                    
                                                                                    
2) AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TEKESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM. SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS WAH KYA NISHANA HAI         

3)  SARDAR YAAR YE MURGI KE BACHE ANDE TODKAR BAHR KAISE AA JATE HAI?     
  2ND SARDAR : OYE PEHLE MANU YE BATA YE BAND ANDE ME GHUS KAISE JATE HAI.                                                                                                 
                                                                                             
                                                                                             
    

😆

di did u did it on ur own😆😆

mindblowin😆

Seriously is there any Sardars around? But the punjabi people here in my hometown are rather sporty and they enjoy making fun of themselves. LOL.

yup
da sardarjis r pretty humorous ppl
dont think dey will mind our harmless jokes 😆

nice ones....enjoyed all of them

This is most heard joke.....

A sardar wants to admit his son in a school, brings the application along with Sharma ji.Next day Sharma ji finds him in Delhi with the application....he says didnt u submit the application?he says "How can I, it said fill in CAPITAL"

Originally posted by: vinit_rocks

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di did u did it on ur own😆😆

mindblowin😆

no yaar all i have read some where

Originally posted by: luvmusic

nice ones....enjoyed all of them

This is most heard joke.....

A sardar wants to admit his son in a school, brings the application along with Sharma ji.Next day Sharma ji finds him in Delhi with the application....he says didnt u submit the application?he says "How can I, it said fill in CAPITAL"

Yeah heard that one too. Pretty funny.

*THE BLONDE AND THE LORD



A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject
and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she headed for the
ice.
>
> After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular
> cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
>
> "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
> *
> *Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
> cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heaven
> the voice bellowed,
>
> "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
> *
> *The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of
> the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
>
> The voice came once more,
>
> "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
>
> She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
>
> "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
>
> The voice replied,
>
> "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."*
>

Yupp, no community jokes please.

Today I saw Raju Srivastav on Aaj Tak, he presented this one..

Ek baar Amitabh ne apne driver ko kaha ki aaj main khud gaadi chalaunga, yum peechhe betho. Driver peechhe ki seat par beth gaya.

AB unfortunately jumped single at one intersection and is stopped by a traffic policeman.

Policeman dekhta hai ki AB gaadi chala raha hai. Woh apne superior ko phone karta hai..
"Sir, aap yahan jaldi aaiye ek bahut bade aadmi ne line jump kar di hai, main usko challan nahin kaat satka. Ho sake to Commissioner sahab ko layiye, wohi inko kuchh bol sakte hain."

Senior: Lekin use dekh to, kaun hai woh.

Policeman: Sir, pata nahin kaun hai, lekin usne Amitabh Bachhan ko driver rakha hai.

😆 😆