IF sweeties, cuties and beauities and all my bro and ofcourse guys and
gals and all friends ...Here I am back...Today is holiiiiiiiii so let
me share my live /realtime and face to face experience with my IF
As you guys know I was out of IF from couple of weeks you know
why ? Because I was busy in meeting couple of my If buddies face to
face , realtime , aamne saamne ..so here is my experience with them
...Here you go ...
I was thinking from long time to meet Sakshi so last month
went to Delhi ...as soon as I landed Delhi I called a cab .
Cab wala : Namaste bhaiya ki haal hai ?kidar jana hai .
Me: Ji namsate ..bhaiya yaha ek IF update wali sakshi hai pata hai ?
Cab wala : lo kar lo
baat ..kon nahi jaanta unko ..unki wajah se to cab me wireless internet
hai ..wo sabji lene jati hai to bhi likhte rahti
hai.hum to soch rahe unse cab (taxi) ka bhi update likhwayee .
So as usual cab wala started his blah blah ..anyway afterall I am
gonna meet sakshi so its ok I can manage him for few mins.Finally
he droped me to sakshi's place ..So here I am standing at sakshi's door
and doing ting tong,,ting tong ..house bell is also like her ..before I
press it does ting tong ...may be updates ka effect
Me: Hey saksh how u doing ? I am mans...see finally we met
Sakshi : Hey mans good to
see you .Anyway Qazi and ruppu won Fame gurukul, Debojit won sa re ga
ma and Amey is out of Idol
Me : Sakshi I am not here to listen updates yaar
Sakshi : oh ok sorry sorry ..we just started some awards in IF and probably you will get few too..voting will be closed next week.
ME: Sakshi I am not here to vote for awards ..
Sakshi :Well good you
told me ...anyway do you know we have some holi contest in which you
can play holi with colour of words ..you want me to
add you in contest ?
Well before sakshi writes my name to contest I just started
running ...I was planing to meet Lata next day but as Sakshi didn't
have time because of IF work I decided to meet Lata same day
...for my surprise cab was waiting for me ..may be he knew I will be
back after sakshi's updates.
Before he starts I said " Bhaiya jara Lata ki taraf chalna ..pata hai na lata ?
cab wala: Lata kisko nahi hai pata ..jo bhi yaha aata puchta hai lata ka hi pata
hmm Delhi cab wala also part time shayars.
.kya kare have to listen after all Lata ko milna hai
Cab wala suddenly stoped in between and said " sirji Lata ka pata pe nahi jaana ..lata to yahi Road pe mil jaana "
and there you go Lata is standing on road and doing
something on cell phone ..traffic is jam and they all are shouting and
honkig but lata is busy so I thought let me surprise her ..so chup
chaap I went to her and as she was busy I got chance to peep in her
cell phone ..she was writing message " I am out for few mins then will
come on IF ..you guys have fun "
Me: Lata sweety see who is here ? me mans
lata : oh mans I just sent message on IF ...sorry I couldn't vote for FKG round but I read all stories on my mobile
Me: Lata thats ok ..I am here to meet you not to discuss FKG
Lata :oh thanks mans and thanks
for dedicating songs for me .Even I dedicated songs for you ...just
wait let me dedicate one more song to you.
Lata started writing on mobile again - 'song for mans-tum paas aaye ye muskuraye...
I think she is busy with songs so let me try some other
Well before leaving Delhi I met Raghav too..as such its very easy to
find Raghav in Delhi..just say pagal hu mai and cab wala will take you
raghav and cab wala will not dare to ask you money for that.
When I went to see Raghav he was busy in writin some stories
...initially I thought its a girl I mean raghav got some tere
Naam hair style ...lambe baal u know
Me : ragahv bro ki haal hai me mans
raghav : hey mans did cab wala charged u money?
Me: nope but why
Raghav : pagal hu main
Me: yeah I mean thats your Id right?
Raghav : nahi pagal hu mai ..
Me: thats ok ragahv so how is study and everything
Ragahv : pagal hu mai ...I am just joking mans so no one can mess with me .anyway see u on IF but pagal hu mai
Well before I also start saying pagal hu mai let me go
...cab wala smiling at me as like he knew all this.I tried to
avoid his comments and said" bhaiyaa sidha airport chalna..karachi jana
Cab wala - Karachi koi baat nahi abhi jate hai cab me ..
I was like what is wrong with cab wala ..he saw my red face
and he said " sirji cool mai to majak kar raha tha u know just
kidding lata ne sikhaya ye word :)
I tried to call sweet_si_anu but some guy picked her phone
and said she is busy in study and when I lied that I am her teacher he
said 'aap kon ho mai bhi teacher bolke yaha aaya hu' looks like someone
from IF is already there :)
somehow I got the flight to karachi it was almost evening when I
landed there.I thought let me meet ammara bro first.I called on cab and
this cab wala was more pakau than previous one
Me -salaam walekum bhaiyaa ...muze ammara se milna hai ..pata hai ammara?
cab wala: Ammaraaaaaaaaaa ..sabji kon nahi jaanta unko..karachi me terror hoga bhai logo ka but cab walo me terror sirf ammara ka
Me: Nahi bhaiyaa ammara is sweet and good and nice girl
cabwala :ha wo to sweet hai
nice hai lekin ammara ko adat hai sabki ek aankh nikal leti hai ..wo
dekho sab cab wale sabki ek aankh gayab ..meri to bach gayee jab main
kaha mai bhi IF pe hu
You know you have to just bear these cab walas sometime ..somehow he dropped me to ammara.
Ammara was busy on computer writing something and smiling and talking to herself
ME: Ammara bro I am mans
Ammara : mans bro chalo tumse
baat nahi karni ..tumne wo movie game band kar diya now I am busy and
even my cousin james bond is helping me
As Ammara was busy I decided to meet sam bro..it was very short
meeting as sam bro was busy with lot of cuties and beauties so finally
we decided to meet on IF .
Now only rooma left in karachi so I thought let me call her and find out if she wanna meet or not .So I called her
Me: salaam walekum kon bol raha hai
Rooma's mom: walekum saalm aapko kon chahiye
me:hum rooma ki school se bol
rahe hai unke chemistry teacher.Rooma ke sath thoda chemisty ho jaye
aur paas ho jaye isiliye phone kiya
Rooma's mom : oh accha accha shukar hai allah ka ..ye ladki padhti hi nahi ..jara aap hi samjayee
well after that no one came on phone ..may be rooma got scared of
chemistry teacher:) unnecessary I tried to be over smart ...sometime it
doesn't work ..
Fianally I am back to airport..my next flight was in morning so thought
to catch up some play ..it was some comedy play with name 'shadi
ke baad kuch kuch nahi hota hai'
Next day morning I was in dhaka ..was scared to meet our moderator living.doll but thought let me say hi /hello atleast
she was busy in giving some warnings to people..somehow she got few mins.
Me: Hi mumu just thout to say hi that why I am here ..I am mans anyway
mumu : mans I remember ..so many times we thought to raise your warning meter.anyway be good on IF
Me: I am not here for warning meter mumu ..
mumu : oh so u wanna complain about some post ..see mans mods are doing their best to keep forum clean ...
well let me go and say hi to arshi ..when I went to meet arshi
..God she was siting in one room and all qazi's postes around her.
Me: Hi arshi how r u Mrs.Qazi
Arshi :oh mans I am fine thanks .just waiting for Qazi I know wo ayega wo ayega wo ayega ....
ok mans jayega but now where ? Well let me meet sameer bro in
germany ..so I took flight to Germany.I called cab but langauge
problem :) dont know how I am gonna manage
cabbie : sir hello thank you oeirojr orunro orundsgt
me : hi see I wanna to meet Sameeeeeeeeeeer IF rockers bockers shockerz sameeeeer...
Cabbie : sameeee swattttttt sameeeeeeeeee swattttt
me:yes sameee swat ..
God somehow he droped me to sameer ...well Sameer was as usual busy with IF ,cell phone ,messangers and what not
Me: whats up sameer bro?
sameer : mans boro kaha gaye the itne din ...mai to ekdum busy ho sab ladkiyon ke sath
Me:mans boro? call me bro sameer
sameer : oh sorry galti se mistake hoke jyada 'o' type ho gaya
Me: Sameer u r talking with me ..u r not on IF .Anyway Sameer kitni g/fs hai
sameer : IF par 10 hai phir msn pe 7 yahoo pe 9 aur phir baki other forum par 11
Me : ye g/f hai ia inko g/f ki training de rahe ho sameer
sameer : mans bro mai to hu hi aisa .
me:anyway sameer so chalo thoda germany dikhao yaar
sameer : nahi mans bro busy hu
..4 hours msn pe 6 hours yahoo pe 10 hours IF pe ..phir 2 hours
sleep bhi lena hai.Anyway milte hai na kal IF par
Me:Ok sameer see you on IF ..
After sameer said bye I mean he even didn't come out of house kya kare
...msn , yahoo , IF and all these girls ..
I got few hours so I called Sunenahari and moony sis
me : hey moony sis me mans bro
moony - kiya haal hai mans bro ..dekha meri hindi mast ho gayee sameer ke sath
Me: yeah I can see so hows reunion ?
moony - wahi baate washi time pass wahi masti..waise do u like salmaan ?
me :yeah I mean he is ok
moony : dont say just ok he is the best just check out his pics in my signature ..
Me:sure let me come to IF
Then I called sunenahari
Me: hi su how r u
Sunenanhari - hey mans I am fine ..just came from work so tired but will talk with you few mins on IF
Me:Ok su see ya on IF
well everyone is just intrested talkin on IF :)
After coming back I took 2 days rest and again decided to
meet few more IF buddies who are in US...so went to DC area and met
swetha and saher ..first met swetha..I met swetha in her college campus
Me:hey swetha whasup ?
swetha :hey mans how r u ? thanks for joing arijit fan club.he is my chhotu
Me :yeah he is cool ..so haven't seen u on IF
swetha : well now days me and my sis both are contesting for same guys so no time ...we just keep fighting you wanna meet my sis ?
Me :sure but on IF
Swetha :sure mans ok will call u soon bbye take care see ya soon on IF
Me: But swetha you said u gonna make some special hydrabaadi biryani for me
Swetha : yeah why not ..will bring u special biryani on IF
Me: Biryani on IF?
Swetha :and some cake too...u
know I got so many birthday cakes in my birthday on IF and even I gave
few for some IF friend's birthday too..IF is soo cool..everything
is free and easy to make
Me:Swetha no problem I will arrange your marriage on IF and that is also without guy
Swetha : chalega atleast my sis will not fight with me for some guy
well now let me try atleast saher ..may be she wanna meet
so I called saher
Me: hey saherz whaz up ?
saher: hey manz how u doing?
Me :ma in dc wanna meet ?
saherz :ma busy with study so see u soon on IF ...
well sonali is also not that far so I tried to call her
but I guess her mom thought I am the guy who is giving trouble to her
so I got good dose and good big lecture.
No make my mind fresh I called Pari I mean Chinni
Me: hey chinni pari how r u ?
pari : hey mans thanks for calling ..so nice of you ..I was just telling about you to my friend
Me: who ? which friend?
Chinni : someone spec....
phone got disconnected and within a second I got call from some guy
HE: hey mans u bleep bleep bleep bleep **** stop calling otherwise gonna kill u on IF
Me: ok bro kill me but only on IF
Well after all this hungama I thought let me meet
ani mam atleast I will get chance to meet her hubby and
some tea too
Me: hi ani mam how r u ?
Ani mam: mans good to see u.please come have some tea .
Ani mam called somone and asked him to prepare some tea
Me: so Ani mam how is your family ? where is you hubby
ani mam : oh sorry fergot to introduce u ..he is there tea wala I mean he is making tea let him come
tea was really good and a fter tea I got some more energy so decided to
meet Seema .So I took flight to AR and somehow got hold of her ...
Me: hi seema chalo akhir mil hi gaye
seema :seema? who is seema ? I am vicky bhai
Me:Vicky u mean our IF movie wala ...oh still vicky's hangover so anyway how u doing and how is your family?
Seema : family bole to sab maal log kya ...ha julie hai ruby hai ayesha hai tina hai....Milau kya sabse
Me:sure but call them on IF
suddenly one small cute kid came and went to seema and said
kid : vicky mummy I wanna chocolate
well while Vicky mummy was busy in giving chocolate I started running.....
Very soon I have to plan one more trip to Kolkota ,
banglore , bombay and few more states in US to catch few more
friends.Its already long story so dont wanna make it big thats
why stoping here .
Now I am on IF to meet you guys again.I know its hard to get
time to talk on phone or in person so here I am ..right here right now
anyway Bura mat mano holi hai
so Have fun and enjoy guys ..I miss you all
Edited by mans - 15 March 2006 at 9:27am