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SINGH'N RAP

kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 15 October 2004 at 12:28am | IP Logged
SINGH'N RAP 
  ==============
 
  Now this is a story all about Jeet
  Who lived on New York's 14th Street
 
  He graduated from college with a masters degree
  In a field known as anthropology
 
  He soon got a job in a research lab
  But always complained "why's life so drab!"
 
  He was constantly surrounded by geeks and nerds
  With e equals m c squared their only words
 
  He was a hard-core desi, I must say
  But his wildest spirits were being kept at bay
 
  Our desi veer could take this no more
  So he decided to knock on his neighbor's door
 
  His neighbor was a girl of Italian descent
  Who spoke with an intriguing Brooklyn accent
 
  Her name was Gina
  And I wish I had seen 'er
  Cause the way he had described her
  Any guy would dig her!
 
  Jeet and Gina started to date
  And would hangout together till pretty late
 
  "Meri Gori, Meri Sohni Gori" was all he'd say
  "No one can come in between us - no way!"
 
  But notorious Aunty Chugalkhor was on the prowl
  She sensed something in the air - was it foul?
 
  Oh yes yes yes -
  She was definitely in luck
  This, of all her stories
  Would be a slam dunk!
 
  She spotted her nephew in the mall
  And that too ... oh gori de naal !!!
  (AYE HAYE! Oh HO!)
 
  Well that surely did make Aunty's day
  A successful field day for her, I must say!
 
  She headed straight back home to make a call
  Undoubtedly to Jeet's mum in Balowall
 
  Jeet's mum could not believe her ears
  "Oh mera beta," she cried, wiping her tears
 
  She tried and tried to get hold of Jeet
  But each time she'd call his answerer would beep!
 
  Where on earth could the dude be?
  Well that's your imagination -
  Don't ask me!
 
  Mum's patience finally started running out
  So she left a message giving him the clout
 
  "Oh JINNY GORI noo chhadd dey
  Te vapas aja aithay!"
 
  Jeet was obviously taken by surprise
  Who the hell had blown his guise?
 
  But now was not the time to guess
  He had to quickly get outta this mess
 
  He drummed up the courage to call his mum
  But before he could speak,
  someone shouted "YOU BUM!"
 
  Of course it was mother in a terrible mood
  And now was not the time to be a dude!
 
  "OH tu Amrika vich kee karda phirda
  Murrh ke aja te tera viah kardiyay aithay
  Ik kurrhi hagayee barrhee piyarree
  Te puree seva karugee teyree!"
 
  But Jeet was clearly not impressed
  It was Gina with whom he was so obsessed
 
  He told his mum that that was no deal
  And that his piyaar for Gina was the one for real
 
  Once again mother hit the roof
  She could not believe that
  Jeet was such a goof!
 
  She hung up the phone
  And in the harshest of tones cried
  "Mundiya - you're now on your own."
 
  Just the next day ...
  Jeet and Gina tied the knot
  And their happiness together was easy to spot
 
  The days went on ...
  But with hardly a year gone ...
 
  Jeet Singh started to realize
  What was happening
  To his wallet's size!
 
  Was Gina just after his money?
  Or did she really mean it
  When she'd say "Oh honey!"
 
  A few rotten thoughts crossed his mind
  But he thought he was simply just going blind
 
  But one sad day, Gina spilled the beans
  She said she was leaving for New Orleans
 
  She had met a guy called Tom,
  And so wanted a divorce
  Which left our young veer in such remorse
 
  He remembered his mum's favorite words:
  "Goreeyan da koee parosa nayee hunda"
  And thought to himself:
  "Wasn't I a brainless munda"
 
 
 
  The divorce settlement did take place
  And he lost half his assets -
  Let alone his face!
 
  His despair could always be seen in his eyes
  But everyone knows that "desiness" never dies
 
  He soon met Mad-Mats who taught him to rhyme
  And ever since then:
  "ARRANGED MARRIAGE, BUSS ARRANGED MARRIAGE"
   - has been his constant chime !!!!!!
 

rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 15 October 2004 at 5:12pm | IP Logged
kanchi did u write this? it is Hilarious!LOL
heyher87 Senior Member
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Posted: 15 October 2004 at 7:10pm | IP Logged
SmileIT IS AWESOME KANCHI U JUSST MADE MY DAY
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Posted: 15 October 2004 at 8:31pm | IP Logged
LOL love it, kanchi!!! really funny!
kanchi Goldie
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Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 1645

Posted: 16 October 2004 at 12:52pm | IP Logged

glad i made ur da heyherWink

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