Advice for Apoorva J. Agnihotri on the category of marriage(yes, i am trying to help๐):
-The following is advice on how to deal with the weighty issue of insecurity and immaturity:
APUUUUUUUU..listen carefully, come closer๐ณ..you might want to sit down, as this could take a while๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
ADVICE FOR APURVA ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THE I+I:
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Take her out for some decent shopping and buy some GOOD clothes for both of you.๐
Spend quality time๐ณ๐คข
Rub her back๐
Read her some shayari๐ณ..by that her script from Shanno Ki Shaadi or her recent script from your show.๐
Take her for a meal of seafood curry to fatten her up(and you)๐
Get her a teddy for her birthday๐ณ..remember, she hates jewellery
Drive to Ritu Chaudery's/Jasvir Kaur's house..and leave her there..believe me she'll wanna stay, you can sneak off; while she's having a banshee contsest with Jasvir
Say "Mona is your no. 1 fan"
Invest in some good-quality earplugs by Deaf International๐
Waltz with her๐..everyone loves waltzing๐..just like you did at your birthday party, when you got married๐๐ณ๐ณ.
IGNORE๐ณ
Have a fight๐
Go to Canada or Dehradun๐๐ณ
Buy a dummy๐
Buy some stickkky stickkky toffee by Icky's Icing
Appear on NB like 210000 times๐
Hugggg her realllllll tiggggght๐คข๐ณ๐
Act like a chipkoo yourself..you know like Mr. Tejwani "I'll break your bones if you touch my wife!๐ก๐"
Get a restraining order๐
Get a spatula๐
Get a crane๐๐
If worse happends-GET MONA !!๐ณ๐๐
Or get a special piglet who is obsessed with your tummy๐๐ณ...maybe a dancing twig, who is married to your double.๐
- NEVERRR EVERR MENTION THE NAME "ARJUN PUNJ"..CALL HIM AN A** IF YOU MUST๐
-TELL HER YOU LOVE HER A ZILLION TIMES!๐ณ..and YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE; UNTIL DEATH DO US APART MY LOVE!!"๐ณ
There, some suggestions for you Apu..hope i helped!๐๐๐..and hoped you guys enjoyed๐
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