sweet love letter with a twist

R-A-W-R Senior Member

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Posted: 07 December 2011 at 9:52am | IP Logged
I didn't know where else to post this smart and sweet love letter:
Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them stop their relationship...and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet... :)

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R-A-W-R Senior Member

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Posted: 07 December 2011 at 9:56am | IP Logged
here's another funny topic:
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place...
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Meeboo Senior Member

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Posted: 07 December 2011 at 9:58am | IP Logged
I liked both of them, they're sooo funny, and the first one is really sweet!
l-NiklausFan-l IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 11 December 2011 at 12:21am | IP Logged
wow its realy good.ROFL
Meeboo Senior Member

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Posted: 16 December 2011 at 9:46am | IP Logged
Funny, that's a good one.
PaleBlueDot Senior Member

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Posted: 16 December 2011 at 9:48am | IP Logged

Hahaha, funny, Loved the sweet love letter first.

dazzlingflora IF-Dazzler

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Posted: 31 December 2011 at 6:43pm | IP Logged
funny one
MeeraXD Goldie

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Posted: 07 January 2012 at 4:50am | IP Logged
wow thats a masterpiece... second was real funny i thought and the first was sweet of course!!

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