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Conversation between Bill Gates and Laloo

pujas Senior Member
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 12:19pm | IP Logged
Conversation between Bill Gates and Laloo of Bihari

Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.

Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."

manimau Senior Member
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:32pm | IP Logged
LOLLOL Good one Pujas!
lakshmi_maruthi Goldie
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:39pm | IP Logged
LOL
KK_lassi IF-Veteran Member
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Posted: 15 October 2004 at 7:12am | IP Logged

LOL

just like laloo laughLOL!!

alliha Senior Member
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Posted: 16 October 2004 at 5:04pm | IP Logged

LOLLOLgood one puja!

heyher87 Senior Member
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Posted: 16 October 2004 at 5:11pm | IP Logged
LOLMAN UR SO FUNNY
preet_86 Newbie
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Posted: 06 November 2004 at 10:16am | IP Logged
lol..day was really funny!
Smile Senior Member
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 3:26am | IP Logged

Tongue.............. too funny......

 

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