FF: Accidental Marriage _ pt-81 _pg 158_18.12.2012 - Page 105

Part 79:

Priya: waise ram ek baat kahu

Ram: haan…

Priya: aapko naa jhooth bolte nahi aata… aur acting .. aapke bas ki baat nahi hai.. and giggles…

Ram: haan I know…ab bas.. and hugs priya

when the door bell rings…

Ram: Dr. Imran honge…

Priya: I know

Ram: toh chalo bahaar…

Priya: Ram.. ruk jaayiye.. let shaziaji greet him.. and let them have a chat naa.. first…

Ram: arre.. lekin.. hum aise.. kamre me.. rahenge.. toh kya sochenge dono…

Priya: waise ye meri lines hone chanhiye the.. but never mind… maine toh shaziaji ko kaha tha ke I have headache… toh she knows I must be napping..

Ram: very clever and what about me?

Priya: that's your problem..

Ram: ok.. then I'll go out…

Priya goes and stops Ram.. and says.. Ram they are newly married  mean..just 3 months.. Shazia must be waiting for him.. and I could read that eagerness.. while she was calling him…

Ram: acha… eager toh hum bhi bahut hote hai.. lekin… phooti meri kismat…jo tum mili biwi… biwi kum hitler zyada…

Priya gives him an angry stare…

Ram: dekho.. dekho.. main aise hi kabhi khooth nahi bolta… tum ho hi hitler.. aise  aise daravne looks deti ho… ke aadmi ki saari eagerness wahi… ke wahi you know.. jal jaaye…

Priya: Ram aap naa… bahut bolne lage hai aaj kal… and hits him with pillows…

Ram: in a low voice…ouch. pria lagta hai yar…

Priya: toh lagne dijiye…

Ram: eagerness… ki waat lag rahi hai priya…

Priya: lagne dijiye…

Ram: priya.. ab chilaunga.. toh dono shazia aur Imran andar aajayenge..

Priya: aane dijiye.. unhe bhi toh pata chale ke aap ktna tang karte hai mujhe..

Ram: finally grabs her in his arm… from backside..

Priya: chodiye mujhe…

Ram: priya… priya suno.. pata hai .. tumhe aise gusse me dekhta hoon naa.. toh.. woh vikram kya kehta hai… dil na garden garden ho jaata hai…

Priya starts giggling listening to Ram… and both fall on bed..

Priya still giggling… know what Ram… aap aur aapke dost sab atrangi hai…

Ram: hmm.. jaanta hoon… pata hai pehle vikram neha ek dum samajhdaar the.. lekin sab.. sangat ka asar hai. you know.. tumhari .. sab tumhari tarah atrangi ho rahe hai… and starts giggling…

Priya: Ram…

when Ram moves close to her… kya darling..

Priya: ram .. mujhe lagta hai…

Ram: kya lagta hai priya..

Priya: mujhe lagta hai ab hume bahar jaana chahiye.. dono hamari raah dekh rahe honge..

Ram: lekin.. unki privacy..?

priya: Ram..chaliye uthiye…

Imran was about to knock door..when ram and Priya open the door..

Imran: woh main aapko.. bulane aane hi waala tha…

Ram: haan.. woh priya had headache… toh she had slept and I too.. just.. drifted to sleep…

imran: oh.. woh.. khana tayaar hai…

ram: yep.. hum bhi… khan eke liye…

Ram and priya move out to living room..

Dr:  Ram sir.. I hope that you are comfortable…

At dinner table:

Priya helps.. shazia in serving..

Dr: Ram sir.. aap yaha.. ghumne aaye hai kya family ke saath?

Ram: scratching his head huh.. yes.. kind of… hum. actually honeymoon pea aye hai.. woh hum dono ki yahi kuch 4 mahine pehle shaadi hui… toh

Shazia serves roti… when priya joins Ram on table

Dr.: oh.. that's great.. lekin 4 mahine baad .. kuch zyada der nahi ki aapne..?

Ram: smiles and says… nahi yaar… our marriage was unexpected.. and this is our 2^nd honeymoon..

priya: no actually… the 1^st  time we had an accident.. and had to move back to .. mumbai… so family insisted to go on a 2^nd one.. you know..

Ram talks to himself… madam ko khud aana tha honemoon pe aur bechare gharwaalon par naam daal diya…

Priya: kicks his legs

Ram: ouch…

Dr Imran: kya hua Ram sir… you ok…

Ram: yeah.. woh.. machar…

Dr. Imran: mosquito! we have the netting done for windows and doors…  neways.. I'll light the mosquito coil…

Ram: no no.. Dr. it's ok…

Dr.:I must admit.. ke aapke.. honeymoon.. bade hi adventurous hai.. 1^st accident and and in 2^nd you had a shoot out…

Ram: smiles and says.. yes.. jaha jaha… Mr. and Mrs. kapoor jaate hai.. akele waqt bitane waha waha… aise kuch na kuch zarur hota hai… and laughs…

Dr.: sir aap dono ki compatibility superb hai.. love marriage..? or arrange marriage..

Ram: hmmm.. accidently arranged followed by love marriage..

Dr: confused.. matlab…

Ram scratches his head and says.. kya kare sach bataye ya phir woh waala sach bataaye..?

Priya: sach hi bata dijiye… chahe ye waal ho yaa woh waala

Ram: woh.. hum dono.. ko love at first sight ho gaya tha.. and then we married in goa you know a registered marriage and then media inetrferred aur unhone hamari shaadi ki sachai bata di.. ghar waalon ko.. toh.. humne phir arrange marriage ki.. ek aur baar…

Shazia: bhaijaan.. aapki toh ek dum filmy style me shaadi hui

Priya:  haan.. sachi shaadi toh aur bhi  zyada filmy hai…

Ram: haan … aapki shadi.. ? I mean.. I think.. arranged hai right

Priya: naa.. it's love marriage for sure..

Ram: tumhe kya har baar mere saath is topic pe debate karna hota hai.. (flashback in their 1^st honeymoon.. they quarreled for marriage between old man and lady)

Priya: smiles

Shazia: haan.. lekin.. sachai irf hum dono jaante hai …

Ram: matlab..?

Imran: woh.. hum dono college se ek dusre ko pasand karte the.. isliye.. main apne marriage bureau gaya aur waha ke janaab se kaha ke ye marriage profile ghar pe bhej dijiye… phir kya profile dekhte hi main maan gaya aur phir.. mera profile inke ghar… aur ye bhi maan gayi…

Ram: toh ghar waalon ab bhi nahi pata ke tum dono… ek dusre ko pehle se jaante the aur pasnd karte.. the?

Imran smiles and nods in a yes…

Ram: waah kya baat hai yaar…

Everyone finish dinenr.. enjoying each other's story…

In room: Priya moving her hand on Ram's chest… resting her head on his shoulder… asks… kya hume hamari shaadi ki sachai chupani chahiye Ram?

Ram: kabhi kabhi.. koi baatein.. hum dono ke beech rahe toh acha hai… you know just like a husband wife secret

Priya: smiles and says …hmmm…

To be continued…