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SIYAHI
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Hiii pehchana? Arre mein Kasab...arre Ajmal Kasab wohi CST ke bahar to mujhe discover kia tha. Mera Av to yaad hai na ap logo ko? Yaad nehi hai? Hmm mein bhool gaya ap logo ki yaadash desh ke mamle mein bohut kamzor hi. You remember Akshay romancing two women in yellow sarees in rain dances but you forget issues of national threat.You remember dialogues from serials but forget your martyrs. Chalo achha hi hai. Pata hai mujhe kisine kaha tha that in India it is easy to get 15 minute of fame. I made most of it. Arre yaar ap log ajeeb ho. Ap log sanskriti ki baat karte ho aur prime time mein po*n star dikhato ho. Oops sorry I am digressing wo kya hai na sudden fame mila hai aur mein thera jahi gawar aadmi.
So the fact is I am your sarkari mehman. Ap log kamar tor mehnat karke tax bharte ho. Aur apki sarkar us paise se mujhe paalti hai. You know apki sarkar mast hai. Ek chhoti si to galti ki this. Kuch innocent logo ki jaan lit hi. Ab is ke lie koi execute karta hai kya? Logo ki jaan to waise bhi jati. Mere haato ya inflation ke haato. Mast hai yaar sarkar. Mujhe lawyer bhi dia. Arre wo banda bhi famous ho gaya. Apko nehi pata Abbas Kazmi aaya tha last yaar Big Boss mein.
I have a luxury home now. Hmm Home hi hai. I get the best food best cell. Emm raaz ki baat kahu kabhi kabhi larki bhi...emm chhoro wo sab chhoro. Par ise kehte hai atithi devo bhava. Maine ghar kyon chhora tha pata hai? Baba ne naye kapre nehi die the. Aura b dekho mere paas security hai kapre hai khana hai ...tumhare paas kya hai? Mein bolu kya hai? Daar aasu lachari. Tumhari sarkar kuch nehi kar sakti. Jaisa mein aaya tha aur bhi ayenge. Ayenge aur tumhe marenge. Waise bhi yaar tum logo population bohut zyada hai.
Achha tum logo mein se koi PM ka dost hai? Nehi use ye bata dena ke wo aur uske saathi to desh ki izzat nilam karke mujhe paal rahe hai. Par mein rahunga nehi. Kyon? Kyon mere saathi ayenge. Hawa pani ya dharti se. IC 814 yaad hai? Huh poore sarkar ko hijra bana dia tha. Waise hi kisi din aur ek hijack aur mein phooorrr...
Ab chalo bohut natak ho gaya mein sone chala. Wo kya hai na mujhe aish karne ko adat ho gayi hai. Chalo chalo aasu pocho bhool jao kya hua tha. Bhool jao log mare the. Bhool jao ghar ujre the. Bhool jao. Aur sab milke mujhe Happy Birthday wish karo. To kya hua agar us birthday cake se khoon ki bu aa rahi hai. Bhool jao arre bhool jao yaar...nehi bhool na chahte mat bhoolo but ye mera wada hai we will give you another 26/11...you will have so many of them tab ise bhool jaoge...
After talking to you helpless people I am literally rolling on the floor laughing. Now stop sulking it's bad manners after all I am your guest...wo bhi sarkari
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