pathetic pick up lines

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poison ivy

Joined: 13 January 2005
Posts: 1093

Posted: 16 March 2005 at 5:08am | IP Logged
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? < =text/>

|Persephone| IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 30 October 2004
Posts: 14320

Posted: 16 March 2005 at 1:46pm | IP Logged
yea i've heard some of those before....
her's one i heard like a few days bvack....

Is your father a baker???Cuz ur buns are out of this world!!! LOL LOL LOL poor pathetic guy!!!
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