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Deli Senior Member

Joined: 26 January 2005
Posts: 881

Posted: 15 March 2005 at 8:56am | IP Logged

I'm sure a lot of people watch this show, so i thought it would be fun to post some funny quotes:

--> Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
 Homer: Ohh that's bad.
 Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt.
 Homer: That's good!
 Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
 Homer: That's bad.
 Shopkeeper: But it comes with your choice of toppings!
 Homer: That's good!
 Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

 *pause* *Homer looks puzzled* 
 Shopkeeper: That's bad!
 Homer: Can I go now?

--> *Lisa has had a nightmare*
 Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under...
 Homer: AHHHHHHHH! BOOGEYMAN! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
*Homer bursts into Bart's room*
 Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

-->*homer makes a costume of Florida for Lisa*
  Lisa: I'm not a state, I'm a monster!
  Homer: No Lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him..GAMBLOR! We must save your mother from his neon claws!

-->Sideshow Bob: *talking to marge* Madam, your children are no more......
     Marge: *gasp*
     Sideshow Bob:.....than a pair of illbred troublemakers!

-->*in one of the Halloween episodes*
   Lisa: Mom and Dad!! Mr.Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!
   Homer: Oh Lisa..*in a whiny immitating voice* Mr Burns is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now...let's go back to that building thingy..where our beds and!

-->*after Barts smashes up his Grandpa's teeth*
   Grandpa: Look what your no good of a son did to my teeth...
   Homer: Oh Grandpa...*in that whiney voice again* Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger....

-->*Homer and Marge come back from a parent/teacher meeting*
   Bart Wow, time sure flies when you're reading *looks down at the book in his hand* THE BIBLE?!

-->Homer: English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

-->*after watching the all-you-can-eat seafood com mercial on TV*
  Homer: Marge! Let's go out for seafood!
  Marge: But I'm allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp, I went into convulsions.
  Homer: Mmmmm...convulsions..

-->*the X-files episode*
  Scully: I've seen enough, Mulder. Let's go.
  Mulder: Yeah okay. But somewhere out there, something's watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive. Are we alone in the universe? Impossible, when you consider the wonders that exist all around us. Voodoo priests of Haiti, Tibetin numerologists of Appalachia, the unsolved mysteries of... Unsolved Mysteries! The truth is out there!" 


So if you have any more of your favs, post em!

Edited by Deli - 15 March 2005 at 9:32am

mango Goldie

Joined: 08 December 2004
Posts: 9229

Posted: 15 March 2005 at 8:59am | IP Logged

LOLthanks for sharing deli

i love that show

homer is so dumbLOL

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