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Rifhat Goldie
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Posted: 11 October 2004 at 1:32pm | IP Logged

I don't know if you folks heard this joke but i found it to be funny so thought of sharing it with you all.Wink

one morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"  The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony doorwas open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.  I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor" ...

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Posted: 11 October 2004 at 4:24pm | IP Logged
oh my god this is the most funniest joke i ever heard
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Posted: 11 October 2004 at 5:13pm | IP Logged

    LOL

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted: 11 October 2004 at 5:20pm | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 11 October 2004 at 5:41pm | IP Logged
very funny rifhat.. thanks LOL
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Posted: 11 October 2004 at 9:10pm | IP Logged
LOL that was funny Rifhat!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 12 October 2004 at 12:39am | IP Logged
LOL.............that was so funny Rifhat
Rifhat Goldie
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Posted: 17 October 2004 at 7:32am | IP Logged

Glad to share the humour i found in this joke.

-Rifhat

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