Posted:
19 years ago
>>A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort.The husband likes to
>>fish, the wife likes to read.
>>One morning the husband decides to take a nap.Although not familiar
>>with the lake, the wife takes the boat out.She motors it to a short
>>distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.Along comes a
>>game warden in his boat.He says "Good morning ma'am. What are you
>>doing?"
>>"Reading a book" she replies. "Your're in a restricted fishing
>>area" he informs her.
>>"I'm sorry officer, but im not fishing, im reading" she says.
>>"Yes, but you have all the equipment.For all i know you could start
>>any moment.I'll have to take you in and write you up"
>>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault", says
>>the woman.
>>"But i haven't touched you", says the warden.
>>"That's true, but you have all the equipment,for all i know you
>>could start any moment"
>>"Have a nice day Ma'am"he said and left.
>>
>>Moral:Never argue with a woman who reads, it is likely she can also
>>think