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Posted: 09 October 2004 at 9:28am | IP Logged
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One Sardar happens to be smartest among all other sardars,  Once wanted to
transfer some files form one PC to another PC. Following was the steps
followed by him.

1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and
selected cut option.
2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully  and connected it to the other PC where he
wanted to copy that file
4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!

Balle Balle....

Sardar - Why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wife - It seems Husband & Wife are not allowed to be        together in
heaven...
Sardar - Yes, that's why it's called heaven..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Man:      Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji: PUNJAB.
Man:      Which Part?
Sardarji:  Oye!Part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in Punjab.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One Day Sardar's Girlfriend asks him,
Girlfriend: "Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?"
Sardar:      "Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a Cricket
Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife -    What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep...

************************************************************ ********************
  Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000  letters in it?
                  Banta  singh: Post office.
                    ****************************************

        What is the full form of singh : s-sardar i-insaan n-nahi g-gadha
h-hai.
                ********************************

                  Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

                  They're there for those who don't drink.

                  ********************************


                    How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??

                    He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!


                    **********************************

                One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with
pushing his  scooter  manually. He met his friend on the way...

                  Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?

                  Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my  home.
                  Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office
from  home in the morning?'

                  Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office
also in the  morning.

                    *************************************

                  One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......

                  Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able  to  communicate with my child.

                  Friend: Is it! Why?

                  Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6  months.

                    *************************

                  BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.

                  Friend: What are you looking at?

                  Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

                  Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

                  Beppo Singh: four asterisks(*)!

                ************************
                  Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

                  Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

                  Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
alphabet yet!!
                  ***********************
     
                  Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator
for 4 hrs. because  of a power failure.

                  Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the
escalator for  3 hrs.


                 
************************************************************ ********
                  Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all  over the living room.

                  She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"

                  Santa: "Hidden cameras!"

                  Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden
cameras here?"

                  Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am  watching?"
************************************************************ *****************
                  Teacher : What is the chemical formula 4 water?

                  Sardar: HIJKLMNO.

                  Teacher: wht r u talking abt?

                  Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.

************************************************************ ***************
                  Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break
nahi mar sakta hai kya ?"
  Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

************************************************************ *********************
                  Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar
bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge.... think.............
"SALA YE PIANO  BAJTA  KYO NAHI"

************************************************************ **********************
                  A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?

                  Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of
THINK. I thought,  thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
************************************************************ **********************

                  Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje
sirf a waaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

                  Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

                  Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

************************************************************ ************************
                  A sardar goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his
hands, but start  washing the basin.
Manager : What r u doing?
Sardar: U have written here "WASH BASIN."



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