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Posted: 08 March 2005 at 9:02pm | IP Logged
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in
a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an
Indian......

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up
their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the
Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks....

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".


Forwarded to colleagues with warm affection for fun intended. If by chance is sent to a MBA is purely unintended, without any offence intended and could not have been avoided :

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