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Ayesha24

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Posted: 06 November 2011 at 3:33am | IP Logged
Hi guys how r u all hmm i was reading some jokes so i thought put it here hope u like it
 
 
 
Son to his mother "The people next door must be
poor."
Mother said, "Why do you say that?"
The son replied, "Because they made such a fuss
when the baby swallowed a ten paise coin."
 
 
 
Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
 
 
 
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
 
 
 
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
 
 
 
A teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
AyeshaWink


Edited by Ayesha24 - 06 November 2011 at 3:34am

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