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Posted: 30 October 2011 at 8:10am | IP Logged
Philosophy of Student:

Kabhi sochte hai aaj Parhenge,
Kabhi sochte hai kal Parhenge,
Phir sochte hain jab exams ayenge tab Parhen gy.
Aur jab exam aate hai,
To kahte hai, "Ab kya KhaaK Parhen gy" :p

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Posted: 30 October 2011 at 8:11am | IP Logged
A management student hugs a girl..
girl: what is this?
Boy: direct marketing.
*girl slaps the boy*
Boy: what is this?
Girl: customer feed back!

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Posted: 30 October 2011 at 8:14am | IP Logged
Girl: Papa 1 Larka bar bar 'I Love U' bolta ha,

kiya karun?


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Father: Beta us se shadi kr le,


Zindagi mein agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena :O :p

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Posted: 30 October 2011 at 8:15am | IP Logged
FLIRTING LINES :)
Girl- I Don't Like The Way U Keep Staring At Me.. :@ :@
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Boy- But I Like The Way U Notice Me Doing That.. ;-)

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Posted: 30 October 2011 at 8:16am | IP Logged
? Facebook Addict ?

Teacher : Where is your homework?

Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you .. ! :D :P

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Posted: 30 October 2011 at 8:20am | IP Logged
Boy called FM radio & said: I found a walet wid 15000 & id of Mr. Willson

RJ: U wanna return d wallet?
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BOY:no i wana dedicate him a saD song =D

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Posted: 30 October 2011 at 8:21am | IP Logged
What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'I Hate U'

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I Finished Studying,U Finished?

Hurts A Lot. 

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Posted: 30 October 2011 at 8:23am | IP Logged
Teacher:

Class Main Larai Kyon Nahin Karni Chahiey ..

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Student:

Kyon K ..

Pata Nahin Exam Main Kis K Peechay Baithna Par Jaye? :P :P

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