Harshad Chopda FC : Either My Way Or The Highway!

Part 3

Finally the war was over. In india weddings are no less than war. Rituals,relatives and those so called heavy tacky wedding costumes'ufff'

Then there was something called "suhagraat"! Everyone was teasing me then, as if I will enter into my room and will get my shopping mall ready and my room!!!!! yea my room; uff it was looking like a pond of rose petals. I was about to sneeze due to that fragrance! and then my bed, my bed was like a net. It was made up of flower ropes'(I bet the person who brought the idea of suhaagraat must have been a gardener). But I was surprised to see Kastur. She was so comfortable with all those stupid stuffs, was all shy, smiling for no reason, sitting in a meditating posture!!!!!! I wonder why?????? Anyway, I was too tired to react.

After that she dropped a glass of milk and started apologizing me like I am gonna kill her for that..I was about to tell say "it was just a glass of milk'not a bottle of champagne'nothing to be so hyper about" but she rushed out of the room.

After sometime,she rushed inside the room without even knocking'that was just rude!. At that time I was in a very bad condition and she was checking me with not so good looking intentions'.the situation was becoming more and more awkward.(is it necessary to share rooms after marriage,can't we have some privacy.) I swear I was pissed off in just two hours of married life, and many people handle it for decades.

All these were not enough so that kastur started insisting to have milk and also she was talking about some mood(yea dear I was in mood,in a mood to sleep). After going through all that consistent tortures, only milk wasn't enough for my recovery,I need something extra.

In this way the sufferings of my life imprisonment began... Because on the very next day I was thrown out of MY OWN bathroom midway, then I was forced to eat porridge, a suitcase was dropped on my head and then I had to wipe tears, blah blah blah''

Seriously, a wife has really a lot to do with a man's life.

Part 4

Finally on that night something good happened! I had a night out with my friend. I thoroughly enjoyed and returned in a lil talli mood... only to know that Kastur had captured my bed and had investigated my cupboard (God knows she is a wife or stalker?!). But the worst part was that she was holding my wine bottle!!!!!!!! MY wine bottle! How dare she? It wasn't an ordinary bottle damn: it was a wine bottle, in which my jaan, my love, my mistress aka wine lives. Aahhh no one can understand our love, our passion, our pain of separation oh the world is cruelll!! Ohhh my mistress was dying in her clutches!... Thank God I was there for her... I took my jaanu away from her clutches and what I saw that stupid cork was coming between us (I bet that cork was from kastur's party). I threw that stupid cork away and finally I met my love!!!! Awww she was feeling so alone without me''.

The next morning she again started insulting my mistress by questioning me about her and I had to lie for the sake of my love!!!!!!! After some days I got an opportunity to celebrate and again I met my mistress. She was so happy. We romanced till very late in night and in our intimate moments. I forgot about my dinner promise to Kastur (I was with my love yaar,I'm not supposed to remember such things). I returned late; I thought she must be snoring...but nah!!!!!!!! She was wide awake to take my class! I knew when she will come to know that I'm drunk, she will abuse my innocent mistress. Just to save my love's izzat I took her out forcefully. We had a good time; we went in a auto, had moongphalis, we stole her dad's car blah blah blah...

So these were some tragic instances from Mohan Gala's life..lets see what happens next, I will keep you updated!

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