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Posted: 04 March 2005 at 10:38am | IP Logged

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created you.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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TEACHER==== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS==== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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Police man==== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man==== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

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Why does history keep repeating itself?

Because we weren't listening the first time !

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"

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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"

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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.

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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

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Edited by Ms. Bholi Bhali - 04 March 2005 at 10:39am

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