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^ "Wow you are smart". LOL

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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.. He glared at the conductor and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

Conductor didn't argue with Pathan, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened ' Pathan got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next..

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way the Pathan was taking advantage of the poor conductor. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.

When he resumed for work soon after, he encountered the Pathan at the next stop. The big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.. He glared at the conductor and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

The driver stood up, glared back at the Pathan, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, the Pathan replied,... "Pathan has a bus pass."

Management Lesson:

Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.

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God decided to encourage people to have fewer children so
every one had adequate of everything on earth to enjoy..
So he introduced an award scheme
during the procedure at one point, he concentrated
on learning about the situation in India...

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in Heaven,
and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth.
Nehru replied only one!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted,
God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!
Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question.
She replied she had two children.

God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.
Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line.
God was not pleased to hear that he had six children,
and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind punishment
sometime later...

The three (Nehru, Indira And Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars,
saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot !!! Wondering what went wrong...?
They asked why God hadn't been merciful with him
the Mahatma replied: "God did not even ask me !!! . . .
Some idiot told him . . . I was the Father Of The Nation"

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Extreme example of pro-choice and pro-life combo  !?

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