some funny facebook status

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Posted: 04 October 2011 at 4:50am | IP Logged

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for loners? A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!

Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!

How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

If Facebook is a loft in the city and Twitter is a house in the suburbs, what is Myspace? A: A trailer park!

How did the gringo get the hispanic day laborer pregnant? A: By sending her a friend request on Facebook!

Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? A: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!

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