>> I was just wondering:
>> Can you cry under water?
>>
>> If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
>
>> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
>> "penny
>> for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
>> be a
>> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>
>> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up
>> like every two hours?
>>
>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>> binoculars
>> to look at things on the ground?
>>
>> How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
>> Miss America?
>>
>> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>> horrible
>> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>
>>
>> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>>
>>
>> When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell
>> you
> to
>> smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license,
>> are
> you
>> going to be smiling?
>>
>> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time?
>> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
>>
>>
>> What do you call male ballerinas?
>>
>> Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
>>
>> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>> vegetables,
>> what is baby oil made from?
>>
>> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>>
>> Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at
>> you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out
the
>> window?
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