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Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 6:28am | IP Logged

>Chinese.

>Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.

>Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.This is

what he came up with....

>******************************************************** ************

>"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.  But couple saw me, so

>I panic and 4 down.  The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.  I run

>until I fall 6 and throw up.  So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to

>throw at him.  Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run

>away.  So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.  Next

>day, I call my boss and say I am 6.  He said 5, tomorrow also no need to

>come back 4 work.  He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't

>understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1".

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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:10pm | IP Logged
Too good...LOL..But what he meant by 8??
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 11:43pm | IP Logged
8= eggs? Confused
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