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Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 14 November 2004
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 6:22am | IP Logged

A computer was something on TV

From a science fiction show

A window was something you hated to clean....

And RAM was the cousin of a goat.....

MEG was the name of my girlfriend

And GIG was your middle finger upright

Now they all mean different things

And that really MEGA bytes

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy

You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu

I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head


Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 14 November 2004
Posts: 10839

Posted: 03 March 2005 at 6:24am | IP Logged

i got this poem sent in an email to me...

thought HUMM would like it coz he's a techie!

Big smile

HUMM IF-Dazzler

Joined: 06 November 2004
Posts: 2927

Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:04am | IP Logged
That's was something right and also funny!
Thanks jem..Big smileBig smileBig smile
Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz

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Posts: 10839

Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:38am | IP Logged

you are welcome HUMM, glad u enjoyed it!


Rifhat Goldie

Joined: 29 August 2004
Posts: 1041

Posted: 03 March 2005 at 12:08pm | IP Logged

Thats a nice witty poem.


jazmine IF-Dazzler

Joined: 09 December 2004
Posts: 2595

Posted: 03 March 2005 at 12:48pm | IP Logged
Very Nice poem SIS
kripawgr Goldie

Joined: 02 February 2005
Posts: 1781

Posted: 03 March 2005 at 1:07pm | IP Logged
good one sis ....hey jem you are sis na LOL
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler

Joined: 26 August 2004
Posts: 3898

Posted: 03 March 2005 at 4:33pm | IP Logged
Thanks jem, that was sooooo funny.LOL

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