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jas Goldie
jas
jas

Joined: 04 January 2005
Posts: 1385

Posted: 03 March 2005 at 3:24am | IP Logged

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife???: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found ...
Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife???: You are useless.
Husband: It's by Default.
Wife???: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife???: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

LOL

HeavenlyBliss. IF-Addictz
HeavenlyBliss.
HeavenlyBliss.

Joined: 20 January 2005
Posts: 58977

Posted: 04 March 2005 at 9:44am | IP Logged
LOLLOL
Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz
Jem4Himesh
Jem4Himesh

Joined: 14 November 2004
Posts: 10839

Posted: 04 March 2005 at 10:19am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL
mango Global Moderator
mango
mango

Joined: 08 December 2004
Posts: 9255

Posted: 04 March 2005 at 10:20am | IP Logged
LOLLOL
duniya Senior Member
duniya
duniya

Joined: 08 May 2005
Posts: 327

Posted: 27 January 2007 at 9:49pm | IP Logged
Wife???: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife???: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus

MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.

LOL
akirocks_2007 Groupbie
akirocks_2007
akirocks_2007

Joined: 19 March 2007
Posts: 126

Posted: 29 March 2007 at 7:01am | IP Logged
It is very funny LOL
akirocks_2007 Groupbie
akirocks_2007
akirocks_2007

Joined: 19 March 2007
Posts: 126

Posted: 29 March 2007 at 10:11am | IP Logged
it is very funny LOL LOL LOL
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Joined: 15 September 2005
Posts: 30309

Posted: 29 March 2007 at 12:54pm | IP Logged
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