Tale Of The Sandwich Trailer

flora Senior Member

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Posted: 06 October 2004 at 9:46am | IP Logged

Tale Of The Sandwich Trailer

Here's the background:

Ian works in a coffee, bagels, and sandwiches trailer on the
campus of UNH. (The University of New Hampshire) Vinnie is his
boss and the owner of the truck, and yes, according to Ian, this
actually happened. Ian is telling the story.

Her: Yes, I'd like a milk with some coffee in it.

Me: So, that's just a splash of coffee in a milk?

Her: No, a regular amount of milk, but not coffee.

Me: Is there more milk or coffee?

Her: Oh, definitely more coffee.

Me: So that's a coffee with some extra milk.

Her: Just the usual amount of milk.

Me: A coffee with milk.

Her: Yes.

Me: Anything else?

Her: A little extra milk and do you have coffee with no caffeine?

Me: We do have decaf.

Her: No, I don't want decaf, just some coffee without the

Me: Ma'am, that's what decaf means, no caffeine.

Her: Oh, then do you have milk with no caffeine?

Me: Milk doesn't come with caffeine.

Her: Yes it does.

Me: Not that I know of, where do you get your milk?

Her: It doesn't say caffeine free on the milk so it must have

Me: Oh, you're right, my mistake, I forgot that we only get the
decaf milk. No problem, we have only decaf milk. Anything else?

Her: Do you have any bagels?

Vinnie: (who has been listening all along): I'm sorry, ma'am,
we're all out of decaf bagels.

Her: Well, what are those? (pointing at sesame bagels)

Vinnie: Those are sesame donuts with extra caffeine added.

Her: I guess I'll just have the coffee.

Her: Do you take credit cards?

Me: No ma'am, cash only.

Her: What about visa?

Me: Is that a credit card?

Her: Well, yes.

Vinnie: Is it cash?

Her: No.

Vinnie: Then no, we can't take it.

Her: What about checks?

Me: Cash ma'am, nothing else.

Her: O.K.

Her: How much is that?

Vinnie: Eleven dollars and 45 cents.

Her: Really?

Vinnie: New war in Alaska is ruining the coffee business, plus
you wanted the coffee with no caffeine, that's hard to find now,
had to grow it myself.

Her: O.K. (proceeds to write a check)

Vinnie: Please leave.

Her: Why?

Vinnie: You're raising my blood pressure, leave now.

Her: But what about my coffee?

Vinnie: Leave and never return.

She leaves, but pays the $11.45 first. Seriously.

anjuman Senior Member

Joined: 11 June 2004
Posts: 671

Posted: 06 October 2004 at 10:28am | IP Logged
OH my god, we have people like her also...........................
Monaji Senior Member

Joined: 17 June 2004
Posts: 641

Posted: 07 October 2004 at 4:23am | IP Logged
Confused LOL
kanchi Goldie

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Posts: 1645

Posted: 07 October 2004 at 4:43am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL i think she is eqaul to PariLOL
ruta Goldie

Joined: 16 June 2004
Posts: 1027

Posted: 07 October 2004 at 4:46am | IP Logged
a dungbrain if i may say so...........LOLLOL
flora Senior Member

Joined: 18 June 2004
Posts: 542

Posted: 07 October 2004 at 6:46am | IP Logged

LOLLOL It's Vinnie's outrageous answers to the dumb lady's questions that kills me....

How dumb can one beLOL 

Edited by flora - 07 October 2004 at 6:47am
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