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Titanic Vs Land

flora Senior Member
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Posted: 06 October 2004 at 9:20am | IP Logged

The Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God, just then a passenger asked the captain of the ship.


Passenger: How far is land, from here?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
Captain: .....!@#$% ...??
Passenger: Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here ?
Captain: Downwards....

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anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 06 October 2004 at 9:39am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL
kaleidoscope Goldie
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Posts: 3547

Posted: 07 October 2004 at 4:56am | IP Logged
Poor passenger LOLLOL
ruta Goldie
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Posted: 07 October 2004 at 4:58am | IP Logged
wowwLOL.....what brains!!!LOL
nish_k Senior Member
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Posted: 07 October 2004 at 10:23am | IP Logged
LOL
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 07 October 2004 at 5:09pm | IP Logged
FLORAAAAAAAAAA!LOL
Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Posts: 6831

Posted: 09 October 2004 at 7:42am | IP Logged

Is this passenger related to an A.S.S we know? (j/k)

Good one, Flora!LOL

 

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