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jokesmasala

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Posts: 28

Posted: 30 September 2011 at 12:05am | IP Logged
Kal jab tum mile thhe.
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain.
your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga.
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye.
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye.
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo.
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo.
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning.
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning.
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

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Posted: 30 September 2011 at 3:26am | IP Logged
LOL

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Posted: 24 October 2011 at 11:06am | IP Logged
Lol too good shayari!!

Want more of such good stuff!LOL

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Posted: 25 October 2011 at 7:17am | IP Logged
awesome

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Posts: 28

Posted: 25 October 2011 at 7:49am | IP Logged
Thank you all

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