Jokes

India-Forums

   
Jokes
Jokes

Programmer Shayari

jokesmasala Newbie
jokesmasala
jokesmasala

Joined: 21 June 2011
Posts: 28

Posted: 30 September 2011 at 12:05am | IP Logged
Kal jab tum mile thhe.
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain.
your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga.
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye.
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye.
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo.
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo.
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning.
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning.
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

Sia889

Sia889 IF-Sizzlerz
Sia889
Sia889

Joined: 27 December 2008
Posts: 10613

Posted: 24 October 2011 at 11:06am | IP Logged
Lol too good shayari!!

Want more of such good stuff!LOL
  • Page 1 of 1

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
Devdas Shayari

Author: truemate   Replies: 0   Views: 4399

truemate 0 4399 09 April 2010 at 5:47pm by truemate
Deadly Shayari!!! Read at yr own risk

Author: instantkhichdi   Replies: 1   Views: 2001

instantkhichdi 1 2001 09 April 2010 at 5:16pm by truemate
A shayari and a joke

Author: _A_d_i_t_i_   Replies: 5   Views: 4799

_A_d_i_t_i_ 5 4799 31 May 2009 at 5:59pm by punjabi_qt26
shayari......lol

Author: shruti_5   Replies: 4   Views: 1248

shruti_5 4 1248 25 June 2008 at 8:31am by *angel3000*
Funny Shayari

Author: *angel3000*   Replies: 0   Views: 925

*angel3000* 0 925 29 July 2007 at 6:43am by *angel3000*

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

  • Please login to check your Last 10 Topics posted

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index