Remixed Dialogues IV (Requests Included)

Rajeev: Aaaaaa!!!!!! Aamna! Stupid tu mere knee par chad gayi hai!!!! Get down! Aaaaaaaaaaaa

Aamna: Do min chup raho!

Rajeev: Tu har baar so kyon jaati hai? Aaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Aamna: Oh ho! Camera ko ek acha sa pose dene do so that kal ke akhbaar me jab ye awards feature hon to photographer hamaari is photo ko ignore hi na kar paaye.

Rajeev: Tere IGNORE ke chakkar me aaj mera pair to gaya. Aaaaaaa!!!!!

Aamna: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Main "Best Actress" ke liye nominate hui hoon?

Rajeev: Hui to hai Aamna par agar aise faces banayegi to toothpaste ke ads ke unlimited offers to ayenge hi saath hi saath BEST ACTRESS ke award ki bajay BEST COMEDIAN ke award se hi kaam chalana padega.

Visal: Waiter! Waiter!

Waiter: Yes Madam.

Visal: Aaammmmmmm! Ek plate chowmin, do veg crunch pizza, ek plate veg biryaani, do plate mughlai kababs, ek plate spring rolls, ek plate manchurian aur do pepsi. Make it fast. Sharin! Tum bhi to kuch order karo?

Sharin: Nahin bas bhookh nahin hai! (In his mind) By god! ye Visal kitna khaati hai, iske figure ko dekh kar to aisa nahin lagta. Itna to mai do din me bhi mushkil se kha paaonga!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aamna: (At Rajeev's house) Raaaaaaaajeeeeeeeev! Kahan ho tum! Raaaaaaaaajeeeeeeeeeeev! Ghar khali chod kar kahan chala gaya?

Rajeev: Kya hai kyon chilla rahi ho? (Phool??? Shayad aaj Aamna mujhe propose kar hi dalegi! Yes!!!! Aakhir bhagwaan ne meri sunn hi li) Ye phool kiske liye?

Aamna: Of course tumhaare liye nahin hain!

Rajeev: Hain???

Aamna: Hain

Rajeev (In his mind): Oh god! Main faltoo mein hi aasmaan pe chad raha tha! Ye Aamna bhi na! Huh!!!!!!

Rajeev: Aamna!! Kitna acha ho na ki hum dono KAHO NAA PYAAR HAI movie ki tarah aise boat me kahin kho jaayein

Aamna: Haan! Jahan mere aur tumhaare sivay aur koi bhi naa ho. Hum dono kisi vaise hi khoobsoorat island par!!!!!!!!! Magar tum aisa kyon keh rahe ho?

Rajeev: Darling! Taaki main tumhe vahan pheink ke vahan se bhaag ke aa sakoon......

Aamna: How mean!!!!!!!! Youuuuuuuuuuuuu

(Aamna pushed Rajeev into the lake, got down from the boat and ran away)

Rajeev: Aamna tu ruk mai tujhe chodoonga nahin! Ruk tu!

Kashish: Ye sir bhi na! Kitni boring boring si magazines padhte hain! Aur, ye koi sone ki jagah hai? Lo bolo coffee ka cup tak utha kar nahin rakha..... aur, aur kharrate kitne maarte hain. God!!! Ye bade log bhi na! Uff!

Kashish: Rishi, mujhe daantna band karo, tum nahi njaante ki mujhe aise saboot mile the ki Sujal ne hi meri nayi dress ko kaata hai! Meri dress ke paas jo scissors padi thi unpar bhi Sujal ki hi ungliyon ke nishaan the. Mujhe kya pata tha ki Sujal ne vo scissors sirf newspaper ka ek add katne ke liye li thi. Use mujhe bataana chahiye tha na.

Rishi: To jaao Kashish! Jakar mere Big B ko bachao, kyonki agar unhe kuch ho gaya na to mai tumhaari saari dersses kaat daloonga. Samjhi tum!

Aarchie: Haah! Sujal..........Aur Kashish ko thappad????????

Sujal: Archie tum chup raho varna tumhe bhi padega

Kashish: Maar, maaro na! Ruk kyon gaye? Maaro na

Sujal: Maar khane ka itna hi shauk hai to kisi aur se khao, mai kyon khamakha apne haath gande karoon? Huh!

Kashish: Chodo naa Sujal! Kya kar rahe ho? Ye office hai! Kuch to sharm karo!

Sujal: Nahin, mai to ye dekh raha tha ki tumne cold-cream kyon nahin lagai? Kitne dry ho rahe hain tumhaare haath!

Rajeev: Aamna! tum mujhse thodi door khadi ho jaao please!

Aamna: Kyon? Tumse mujhe current lagne ka darr hai kya?

Rajeev: Nahin Idiot! Camera ka focus humpar hi hai, neeche dekho!

Aamna: Oh Shit!

Rajeev: Aamna! mujhe tujhse ye umeed nahin thi.....aah....aah.....tune..tune mujhe dhokha diya.......aah....Kasautii ki Aparna.....aah.....aur Kkusum ki Kkusum ki tarah.......aah........tune mujhe....apne pyaar ko hi....aah.......par koi baat nahin.....aah.....mera bhoot tera peecha kabhi nahin chodega.....aah

Aamna: Kya Rajeev, kyon natak kar rahe ho?

Rajeev: Arre simple! Teri fan-following ko tere against karne ke liye! Aur kya?

Visal: Sach sach batao! Kal tum restaurant se bina bill bhare kyon bhana bana kar bhag gaye the?

Sharin: Vo Visal mai....vo....mai..

Visal: Kya mai vo mai vo laga rakkhi hai? batao na?

Sharin: Ab mujhe kya pata tum itna khaoogi, mere paas utne paise nahin the to mai bhaag aaya. Ab mere hote hue, waiter ke saamne tum bill bharti to kya meri izzat ka falooda nahin ho jata?

Visal: Haan! Ho to jaata! Par kal purse na laane ki vajah se is hotel ke BARTAN dho dho kar mera bura haal hua uska kya? Hai koi jawab?

Thank you guys for your amazing response

Keep sending more requests and your ideas are always welcome

Since this idea was originally of Harpy so THANKS to her and also SORRY if I offended her

As always, waiting eagerly for your response

Yours lovingly

Garima