aahana1--buaji starts crying..she goes to the doctor brings him in the room by pulling his collar. she asks him to bring her babua's memory back. doctor days no he cannot do that coz shyam has been through a lot of harassment and his body is totally broken and his dead. Buaji starts hitting that doctor...tum iss duniya mein aakar doctor sirf ek hi reason ke liye bane, hamare babua ko thik karne keliye aur ab tum keh rahe ho ki tum nahi kar sakte..she starts hitting him more, poor fellow Arnav comes and stops this drama. he tells buaji that babua will be fit again. Shyam will be back. Everyday buaji keeps singing jhalak dikhla jaa song one day it starts raining very heavily and buaji see's a figure in dark which looks like shyam this is all planned by Arnav again. He is Shyam's third brother KALSHYAM buaji starts running towards him in slow motion saying babuaaa.
MC- buaji in full emotions running in slow motion calling babuaaa but arnav stops her and buaji is suprised. buaji-ayyyeee arnav humhe kyu roka.arnav-buaji dekhiye yeh kalshyam ke saath aapka last chance hain ab bhagwan bhi 3 se jayda twins nahi bana sakta toh plz iss bar zara dhyan se. buaji- ayeee humhe sab kuch pata hain waise bhi maine kuch nahin kiya. arnav- apka jo pyar hain na pyar se jhada pitai(hitting) hain dekhye humara farz tha batana aage apki marzi. arnav leaves n buaji continues. khushi asks arnavm about kalshyam- arnav baby yeh kaun hain. arnav- ab kya batao mujhe ek 40 yr old plastic surgery karvani padi baby nahin toh buaji toh sab ko mar deti. khushi-aww she kisses him on the cheek.buaji is full too mood to romance but on the other side lavanya comes in running calling baby baby. buaji- yeh dekho kaise baby bay karti hain jaise ki yeh mere kalshyam ki ammma hoo.. buaji- ek baar kaho i love u. kalshyam(tensed n scared)-iii...lll...buaji- bola naa darlling and darlling song plays n buaji in a gown with a flower on her hair dancing around shyam. khushi n arnav are dyng of laughter. lavanya comes in and snatches shyam. buaji is too busy in her dance that she forgets about kalshyam. lavanya and shyam runs away.
sanaya11-Buaji notices shyam and la running away...she follows them like a maniac...in the way..she encounters a stall selling tomotoes grabs tons of them..n whille running starts throwing them at la...but kalshyam comes in between...everytime she tries throwing them ...she hits kalshyam with the tomotoes...poor guy loses one eye b/c of the force she throws the tomotoes in...la tries to console him...but buaji comes in total force pouncing on la n the poor grl breaks all of her bones...buaji in james bond style..goes "misssonnn kamiab huaa...mera name hain Bua...Madhumati BUA.." lol she goes to console kalshyam is running away from her with a broken eye...she runs in full speed after him n kalshyam is running in full speed looking behind the hole time...kalshyam is running when he hears a piercing cry...BABBBUUUAAA n he starts running faster ..BAMMM he hits a huge pole n is abt to FALLL when buaji comes n hold him with her arms...arhi style... romactic music plays in the bg for buaji "humko humi se churalo...dil mein kahi chupalo..hum akele ...kho na jayyyee...door tumse ho naa jayyyeee...paas aaao gale se lagalo" hearing buaji sing this..kalshyam completely loses his senses n faints in her arms..*arhi style*...buaji then picks kalshym up *arhi style* n starts walking so bravely..when her leg twists..n as she falls...kalshym is thrown up from her arms into the sky..n he lands in the open gutter nearby...
precap..Buaji goes to find kalshyam in the gutter with her borken leg...n la follows her with her broken boby...
aahana1 Arhi see this but Arnav see's buaji and la running towards shyam so he stops khushi and says, Ruko drama dekhte hain. La and buaji r fighting again..la with her broken body and buaji with her broken leg...they both r pushing each other..poor shyam is in the gutter, he gets up and he looks horrible with that look. His bones r no more there in his body, they turned into powder. Buaji and la come, they r trying to get shyam out of the gutter but fighting for that too but the man who was selling the tomatoes comes there and asks for money. Buaji and la r confused but at the same time busy in getting shyam out and pushing each other. That man joins them too in fighting but poor guy is pushed by bua in the gutter. Buaji says, hat jaa chipkali..haat jaa. La - shut up you budiya, tumhare liye wo tomato wala hain. tum usse gutter se nikalo aur shadi kar lo. buaji - tumahre yeh himmat, hamse aisa kaha tumne. Now buaji and la r pulling each other's hair and fighting. That tomato wala and shyam try to get out by their own, they r almost out of the gutter when while fighting buaji and la fall on them. shyam screams, margayaaa
MC-love it. arnav calls the ambulance. shyam n the tomato wala is taken to the hospital. both buaji n lavanya fight to sit in the ambulance but doc refuses since there is no space. arnav refuses to give them a lift as well. buaji- aeeey humhe lift do naa. arnav- dekhiye appke gusse ka kuch pata nahin agar meri car thod to.buaji- acchhha dekh logi mein tumhe. arnav- phele shyam ko ja kar dekho mujhe toh lagta uska ram nam satya ho gaya hoga ab tak. buaji- nahhhiiinnn babuaaa. lavanya- tum to naa ek chudal(witch) hoo jo mere baby ke pechee padi hain. buaji-achhha to main chundal lekin tu kaya hain choote choote kapde pehen kar aa jati hain sharam nahin aati hain kya ise jayda kapde to nani ki bakri laxmi phenti hain. lavanya mein...buaji- chup kar bakri ke thra mein mein karti rahti hain.
in the hospital.doc is suprised too see shyam again. arnav n khushi reaches there before buaji n lavanya. doc- mujhe lagta hain ki shyam ka ek permanent bed book kar hi lo roj aa jata hain.a rnav- sahi bat hain bechara kya kare. shyam(pleading)mujhe marr doo doc meri life to puri barbaad hain ek tarf gf peeche padi hain aur ek tarf ek budhiya kasam he bhagwaan agar main bach gaya naa tu kabhi kisis bhudiya se dosti to chodo bhulaga bhi nahin. khushi- bechara shyam arnav baby mujhe lagta hain buaji ko mental hopsital mein shift kara de. arnav- lekin woh toh aur bhi paagal ho jaye gi. khushi- dekho gham me people apne gf/bf ki photo ko hug karte hain naa lekin photo nahin tute. arnav- kya matlab? khushi- ab photo ko jitna marji buaji hug kare woh tute gayi nahin lekin agar shyam ji ko woh 2 bar bhi hug karde woh to maar hi jaye ga. waise bhi tum kitne bar plastuic surgery karvayge. aise to hum road pe aa jayege baby.
aahana1-Arnav says theek hain, tum sahi ho sweetheart...hamein buaji ko mental hospital bhej dena chahiye. Till then buaji and la come running in hospital corridors, both of them screaming buabuaaa, babeeeyyy...The whole hospital starts shaking when buaji is running..La and bua enter the room. Shyam gets scared seeing them. La and buaji come running towards shyam and hug him tight, still fighting but suddenly there's a load noice of something breaking and the bed breaks, la somehow controls herself and stands but buaji falls on shyam and he is totally crushed...he screams..buajiii then buaji screams bolo babuaaa. Lavanya see's herself in the mirror and goes away to do some makeup. Arhi help buaji get up but shyam is down there totally crushed, he starts cursing himself for falling for khushi and getting close to buaji for her. Arnav says, dekha meri khushi par nazar daloge toh aisa hi hoga. Shyam is cannot bear this anymore. He asks buaji to fall on him again and kill him by doing that. buaji says, marne ki kahe baat karte ho babua..abhi toh hamari shadi bakhi hain, ohir honeymoon aur uske baad jeewan bhar romance. Shyam imagines this and faints. buaji again screams buabuuuaaa
MC-mr.sinha is passing by when he sees buaji in the room. pheli nazar(plays in the background) mr.sinha smiling and looking at buaji with love.winds are blowing fast for him and the song gets louder. khushi comes over to him sinha ji - sinha- app kaun? khushi-mrs.raizaida i mean khushi raizada. sinha-oh gud evning mam how are u ?khushi- i am fine.wait a min kisi stupid ne room ki window khol di kitni hawa ander aa gayi aur yeh ladka bhi na hospital mein inti zor se songs sun raha hai. khushi goes upto the guy and tells him to shut off the music since it's hopsital. sinha(thinking to himsel) yeh mujhe kya ho gaya yeh beautiful girl kaun hain i am in love with her mujhe bas iska hi intezaar tha.
Sanaya11-Buaji is feeding Kalshyam soup forcefullyy...when mr.sinha comes n joins them...mr sinha: hello jiii...aapke bhai ko kya hua..bohath bura hua..itni kaam umar mein ..itna bada zaakhm..aisa lagta hain koi ghrehan pada hain unke peeche ...buaji all mad...gets up ...so angrily..hitting the bed tht the hospital's bed breaks n shyam bechara fall on the floor aagain n the hop soup falls on him too...he screamms..AHHH n buaji gets even more angrier at mr.sinha: BHAIII...ee tumko humra bhai lagat hain kaaa...??? mr sinha: han...wahi shakal...lekin yeh thoda halka hainnn
angrily buaji goes BASSS...aur nahi sun sakte humre weight ke bare mein...hum chocolate diet pe hain...din raat weight kum karne ke liye hum aur humare babbuuaaa to chocolate hi khilate hain (the photo on the other page.8 shows...chocolate diet ) ...aur ee humra bhai nahi...ee humra hone wala pati hain...mr sinha..b/c hes old get a heart attack...n falls to the floor...paremedics come to take him n the doctor treating kalshyam says aap jo bhi kaar rahi hain...plz contnue..buaji gets confused..she asks him why n doc says : aap humare unsuccessful hospital mein aur patients la rahi hain...thank u...
doctor brings a strong metals bed for kalshyam as he doesnt wanna pay more for the bed breaking each time buaji comes..n sits... buaji then asks for a leave n takes kalshyam to the restaurant
precap: at the restaurant..buaji brings the toota phoota kalshyam on a DATE in the restaurant ..and mr.sinha spies on them...he cant resist buaji's gorgeous physique n beautyy ...kalshyam on the other hand is checking out young grls ...n one of the grls hes checking out badly sees the couple's table n congratulate kalshyam: congratulations uncle...!!! kalshyam is totally depressed
aahana1-Buaji is in a rikshaw with toota phoota kalshyam, they reach the restaurant, buaji tries to get out of the riskshaw but gets stuck in middle. she says, arey ohh rikshaw wale bhai sab, thodi bahar nikal ne mein madat karo hamari...the rikshaw driver sigh's and goes to help buaji...he trying very hard to get her but buaji is not ready to come out..bechara he is sweating but still not able to pull her out. kalshyam is still in the rikshaw wondering how his future will be after seeing this. buaji screams and says arey bhaiyya, eetni patli, zero figure wali ladki ko tum bahar nahi nikal parahe ho...koi shakti hi nahi hain tumme, finally he pulls her out but falls down she gets shyam out and takes him inside the cafe. Mr. sinha reaches there, he see's buaji and shyam sitting on a table. he disguise's himself as the jhadoo wala (sweeper ) kalshyam starts looking around and checking out girls, he just wants to run away from buaji and go near that girls but till then he see's one girl approaching him..Kalshyam ke mann mein laddoo phut rahe hain she comes near him and says, congratulations uncle...you two look perfect together..Buaji is happy so she takes out 100 rupees and gives then to that girl. Kalshyam is terrified. MR.sinha comes there and starts sweeping near buaji's legs bauji gives him ashirwad lol and says, khush raho bete.
Buaji starts feeding shyam and he is damn embarrassed. he says, hum kha lenge bauji...aap rehne dijiye but instead of stopping buaji comes and sits next to shyam and starts getting close. Mr.Sinha cannot take it anymore. He takes some pepper powder, adds all the spices and goes and puts it on shyam's head and face, shyam starts screaming...ahhh ab yeh kya nayi musibat hain??? meri aankein..ahhh kyu itna dard de raho bhagwan. Buaji see's this and starts hitting Sinha. Sinha starts singing pyaar main apni jaan bhi denge shyam is screaming, meri ankhien + buaji is screaming, tumri itni himmat hamare babua ke saath yeh karne ki?? and hitting sinha + sinha singing that song. The restaurant gets messed up and the manager informs Arnav about it, Mr.Raizada apke ghar walon ne mere resataurant ka bahut bura haal kardiya hain.
MC-arnav gets there and sees the mess he is embrassed by the mess and just give the money to the manager n leaves. buaji sees arnav n starts running after n arnav gets scared n starts running faster. arnav gets in his car n runs away.buaji is crying and talking to herself who will help me now. in anger she forgets shyam n leaves him in the restuarant. mr.sinha sees her and follows her. on the other side shyam cleans himself n runs away from here. shyam- sinha ji thanks a lot buaji toh gayi. sinha stops buaji's auto-rickshaw and takes buaji auto n picks her. he takes her to the beach in his car. when buai gets out she starts to run away but sinha ji gets her again. tum jo aye starts playing buaji in full anger but sinha ji makes her dance with her. sinha- hey madumati ji appk us bacche ke peeche kyun padi hain main hoon naa. buaji- tum nahi samjohge mein shyamji is pyar karti hoon aur mujhe jane doo. sinha- nahin tum mera pyar ho tum hi mera karrar hoon main nahin jaane donga. bujai heyy budhe. sinha- boliye budhiya ji. buaji- hey bhagwwan. sinha- plz accept my proposaal.shyam is really happy and he is leaving for dubai with lavanya. arnav n khushi are there to see them off. buaji ties calling shyam but he doesn't pick me. sinha is after buaji but she manages to escape. buaji- lost in the streets looking for shyam(rabaaa playing in the background).finally arnav calls sinha n he talks to buaji n tells her shyam has gone to dubai. arnav talking to khushi-abb dekho the fun beginS.