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Jem4Himesh IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 27 February 2005 at 8:11am | IP Logged

> >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
>married again?"

> >
> >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> >
> >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

> >
> >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

> >
> >WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
> >
> >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> >
> >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

> >
> >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> >
> >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> >
> >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> >
> >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

> >
> >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
>do."

> >
> >WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> >
> >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> >
> >WIFE: - - -silence - -
> >
> >HUSBAND: Bleep, Bleep, Bleep!!

LOL

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Posted: 28 February 2005 at 8:30am | IP Logged
LOLLOL Ohhhhh ......he is a dead manLOL
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Posted: 28 February 2005 at 3:16pm | IP Logged
lol...poor wife n now the husband will prolly die!!!lol
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Posted: 28 February 2005 at 3:23pm | IP Logged
it was a good joke.....give me sometime to laugh on it. LOL
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Posted: 28 February 2005 at 8:14pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL
kdmh Senior Member
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Posted: 01 March 2005 at 5:45pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL Thanx for sharing
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Posted: 02 March 2005 at 4:29am | IP Logged

ConfusedConfusedConfusedi don't get it,

plz sum1 xplain

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Posted: 02 March 2005 at 8:43am | IP Logged
he wouldnt get to live till she dies....!LOL

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