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Posted: 06 January 2013 at 1:33pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by MSmyworldMS

Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur,
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Thakur: Le le..
mere hath lele..
basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya. :O :p =D :D =))



tusi chhha gaye...

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Posted: 06 January 2013 at 1:34pm | IP Logged
two girls are traveling in a train

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? 
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalege.

UPPER birth pe soya hua Banta bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE
UTHA
DENA..!

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Posted: 06 January 2013 at 1:35pm | IP Logged

Life Main Ek Baat Hameshan Yaad Rakhna
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Cream Biscuit Main Cream Hoti Hai 
Lekin
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Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger Nahi Hota..

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Posted: 06 January 2013 at 1:36pm | IP Logged
Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha kar raha
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Girl: Tumhe pata hai, peeche
meri Maa aa rahi hai.
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Ladka: Tu Tension Na Le Hum
Khandani Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peechey mera Baap
aa raha hai..:p =D :D =))

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Posted: 06 January 2013 at 1:37pm | IP Logged
Ultimate College
Truth: :p
The person who runs
the xerox centre in our
college wil have better
knowledge of our
syllabus than us ;) :D

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Posted: 06 January 2013 at 1:37pm | IP Logged
Badi wali beizzati...

PUSHPESH: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye..!! .

IT: Mujhe??!!! .

PUSHPESH: Samajh na, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai..?? Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache ??? .

IT: 20!!! .

PUSHPESH: kaise??? !! .

IT: Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai..!!!! ;) :-P :D

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Posted: 06 January 2013 at 1:39pm | IP Logged
Girlfrnd to BOyfrnd - : I am Pregnant..! :(
Boyfrnd : R u Sure , Ye mera Baccha Hai ?? :O
Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli :
" Yaar Sab log aisa bologe toh kaise chalega ??" :'(

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Posted: 06 January 2013 at 1:40pm | IP Logged
Wat is d intrstng thing in 'TOM'n'JERRY'
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Saara din nange ghumenge par jab nahane jayenge to swiming suit
pahan kar jayenge...

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