Shilpa: Karan i don't think there is only girls present over here,there are guys also.
Karan: Why don't you say Hi to them instead.
Shilpa: OKAY! Hey Boys *winking at boys and gives a sexy smile*
Karan: Wait!What was that??
Shilpa: What was what??
Karan: What was this wink and smile for?? *probing on her*
Shilpa: Do you think you are the only centre of attraction here?? *raising eyebrow*
Karan: WHATEVER!
Shilpa: WHATEVER!
Karan: Can we give the awards now *annoyed*
Shilpa: This got knocked in your pea brain now??
Karan: HAWW!!!!! P-E-A-B-R-A-I-N?Wait a minute...*cut off by Shilpa*
Shilpa: Guys,forget him,we are here to announce the set of awards
Karan:
I'll deal with you later *pointing finger at Shilpa* So yea the next
award is...Oh wow..My Favorite. I wanna see who wins this.
Shilpa: Ahhh... it's the Oyye Hoyye award
Karan: OMG its a tie...It goes to Zaynoo and Priyaaa
*Zaynoo & Priya run to the stage to collect awards*
Zaynoo :*dreamily* OMG Thank You Karannn
Priya: *pushes Zaynoo* Karan ...Shilpa...KaSh ...OMG!
Karan: Oyye Hoyye..my littles Oyye Hoyyians Congrats *wink*
Zaynoo: SOMEBODY HOLD ME BEFORE I FAINT.
Priya: ME TOO.
*Maham comes up to the stage, mouths a sorry & drags both Priya and Zaynoo off the stage*
Shilpa: *Thinking mode*
Karan: Remeniscing the past?? *wriggling his eyebrows*
Shilpa: *blushes* aisa kuch nahin hai.
Karan: Remember on the sets??
Shilpa: *clears throat* it's not the right place.Baad mein.
Karan: Oyye Hoyye..BACKSTAGE!Am not leaving you.
Shilpa: *laughs*next award is for the ''shooting shooting khelne main bahut maza aayega.'' Member award.
Karan: Am missing our shooting days together man.
Shilpa: Can't believe am saying this...but am also missing them. *sad face*
Karan: Ahan..''remember woh''
Shilpa: *whispers* baarish one??
Karan: *nods happily* Hayyeee.
Shilpa: Later..BACKSTAGE! *Wink* for now this award goes to None other than Rinkiii
Karan & Shilpa: YAYYY!
Rinki: *Collects her awards +excited* *poses in front of the cameras and gives a wicked smile*
Shilpa: *after 2 minutes* Rinki we are here also.
Rinki: OMG Am soo Sorry! *was busy for you know *gives a goofy smiles*
Karan: Congratulation darling ;)
Rinki: O-M-G He called me darling
*Maham comes on stage and drags Rinki out* *Rinki's voice echoes:He called me darling*
Shilpa: That was funny
Karan: Entertaining Maal hai
Shilpa: KARAN *stunned*
Karan: What??that's what everyone calls her on Heaven.
Shilpa: Ok let's move on with the next award then.
Karan: OHH This one is soo sweet! it's "We'll remain friends forever & I won't run away from you!"
Shilpa: Sweet na
Karan: Very sweet!
Shilpa: And this award Goes to...
Karan: Riyaaa and
Shilpa: Zaynooo. a great round of applause.
*Riya grabs Zaynoo who jumps on stage*
Riya: Thank you thank you thank you...i so knew were going to win this *proud*
Zaynoo: Modesty RIII! *Whispers to her*
Riya: Huh..AM BEING Modest!OMG Why am i wasting my time with you..??let me gawk at KaSh.
Zaynoo: *Blushes* Karan..Umm!Can we all we both have a photo moment with you and Shilpa.
Shilpa: SUREEE Sweetie!
*Takes picture and went off stage*
Karan: They so remind me of us.
Shilpa: Tonight is surely to remind us of our memorable pasts.
Karan: Agree man..am feeling nostalgic now.
Shilpa: AWW *Gives Karan a side hug*
Karan: Thats why we need to be back together.You never listen.
Shilpa: WHAT..Am always listening...it's you who is always hosting shosting with you shows.
Karan: You could have also come to host na..Esp in Perfect Couple,we would have been together all long,no one to disturb.
Shilpa: Umm..i was busy.
Karan: You are always busy *blank face*
Shilpa: *Hugs him again* NEXT TIME *Wink* Now annouce the next winner for next category.
Karan: "Armaan Malik, yahan ka maalik!" award.WOHOO!Wonder who that is.Annouce it Shona.
Shilpa: *blush* it's Jennyyy.Am talking about Jenny1000 of Heaven to clear out the Jennys confusion.
*Jenny comes on stage*
Jenny: SHONAAA!!!!!Thank you soo much..I love you both so much.
Karan: The star of Heaven!
Jenny: The maker of Heaven! and it's still going strong!
Shilpa: That we can see ;)
*Jenny leaves stage*
Karan: AHH So we are done!
Shilpa: Congrats to all the winners
Karan: Lets go go BACKSTAGE!Need to finish something up with you.
Shilpa: HAWWW...No am not coming.
Karan: Scared??*wicked smile* Let's go Shonaaa!
Shilpa: But you remain two feet away from me!
KARAN: WHAT?? *Dumb* WHATEVER!I'll deal with you there nautanki.
Shilpa: Main nautanki nahin karti ...Challo!
Karan: See you guys all later.*waves to the audience*
Shilpa: *waving to the audience too*
Aish - Wow..that's what we call an audience. & what hosts *dreamily*
Anu-Seriously...KaSh Heaven do have the hugest fan followers ever.
Aish-Agree!BTW You didn't tell me how i look tonight?? *spins around and gives a model pose*
Laddoo-Uhuh..You want me to lie?? *giving a weird look*
Aish-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?????? *Fuming*
Laddoo-Joking Aish!! In chamakti tharon mein tum sizzling ho.
Aish-Ok first thing,You suck at hindi and 2nd this line is so middle class and outdated.Tell me something new!
Laddoo-I thought u wanted to hear ur praises only.
Aish-Uff lets not waste time and annouce next category.
Laddoo-Who is wasting time??Not me...u were the one who said 'how do i look tonight'*Mimicks*
Aish-*Ignoring* This award goes to Happy For ''Oye teri toh Main!' Member of KaSh Heaven.
*Happy runs to the stage*
Laddoo-And just like her name she is happy,right Happy Singh!
Happy_EEE!Am sooo happyyy..
Aish-As expected!!!
Happy-Its my first award on Heaven and am so excited..Thank you all for voting for me.AHHH!
*Leaves the stage*
Laddoo-You know i also learned Kung fu!
Aish-Huh??SO...What do i care??
Laddoo-Am just reminding you that you cant harm or anything.
Aish-Have you lost it??Don't worry..am not going to rape.
Laddoo-HAWWW! *Shock* Hey bhagwan...Kya zamana aagaya hai!I Was referring to the next set of award dude.
Aish-HAHAHAHA!I Know am just pulling your legs!
Laddoo-My legs wont get long by pulling them you know!
Aish-Where did your sense if humour go man? *yawns* Next award is for the "Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi" Members.
Laddoo-And the award goes to...WOW...The Devils of Heaven.Should have guessed!Ramsha and Ash! Ash yaani Darkhellblaze.
*Ramsha & Ash in an kung fu attires reaches the satge*
Laddoo & AiSh: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS Wearing?? *Stern look*
Ramsha:Maybe you should read the category name again and you will understand.
Ash:They are so dumb man.
Ramsha:Couldnt agree more! *rolls eyes*
Laddoo & Aish:You guys can take your awards and leave the stage as soon as possible!
Ash:Na we are not!We are the stars tonight!
Aish:Security guards..TAKE THEM AWAYYY!
*Ramsha and Ash get dragged out by Security guards*
Laddoo:WOW...Thank God they went..they drive me crazy!
Aish:SAMEEE!Just like you.
Laddoo-WHATTT??Hey Look at me..!!i should be the one saying this to you.
Aish-Am not Crazy.
Laddoo-Yes you are.
Aish-No am not!
Laddoo-Okay fine..its Nikki who is Crazy!
Aish-What does Nikki come to do in the middle of this?
Laddoo-Am saying about next award category,"Pagal hai thodi chokri!" Member of KaSh Heaven.
Aish-Hahahaha..That should so go to her!She is really Pagal.
Laddoo-Sorry Nikki but i think we all agree on this one.
*Nikki comes on stage*
Nikki-I Wanna all those people who voted for me in this category.Am so sending them to mental asylum.
Aish-See she is talking about mental asylum..so she is really pagal.
Laddoo-*laughs*
Aish-YEA YEA...I'll see u guys later!
Laddoo-Kab?
Nikki-Jab...
Aish-Kab??
Nikki-Jab...
Laddoo-Nikki you can go and tell us later on your 'jab'
*Nikki leaves stage annoyed*
Aish-You know what am thinking of?
Laddoo-For you kind information,i don't read minds.
Aish-Uff suno tho!KaSh ki interviews bahut yaad arahe!
Laddoo-Aww KaSh!am missing their cute wala masti also!
Aish-I Want more interviews of them.
Laddoo-They are in backstage..jaao batao in dono ko.
Aish-Kya??they are in ABCKSTAGE!
LAddoo-Haan!AKELE! *Wink*
Aish-OMG OMG I Wanna see what they r doing.
Laddoo-Chi chi..its their personal matter...don't go!DARE YOU DISTURB THEM *Show her angry eyes*
Aish-But we can go chuke chupke.
Laddoo-Okay we shall see that later!
Aish-Okay great! *excited*
Laddoo-great..so lets annouce next award quick and lets go and see them backstage!
Aish-Next award goes to ATMA & Divyaaa for ''Kuch Nahi Badla award''
LADDOO-YAYYY!Am so happy!!!!!
*LADDOO & Atma comes on stage*
Atma-yuupiii! this is my first award ever! i wanna danceee! Divz dance with me!
*Divz and Atma dances a bit*
Divz-I Cant believe i won an award! am getting emotional *sniff sniff* you guys so did not forgot me!THANK YOU I LOVE You
all so much.This is such an emotional moment.
*They leaves the stage*
Aish-Ahh so we are done...was having such a nice time here!
Laddoo-But you wanted to go and see KaSh backstage na!
AISH-OMG Yea..LETS GOOO!
*Both leaves the mic and run off stage*
*Maham and Tani enter the stage. Zahra enters after two minutes and is still fixing her hair and clothes while walking*
Maham : Can you walk a little bit faster? Everyone is waiting*annoyed*
Zahra : Yeah I am coming I am coming
Tani : Seriously Zahra when will you learn to be more organized? You were supposed to be all ready before coming on stage
Zahra
: I was ready But meri car baby raaste mein kharab ho gayi and I
couldn't find any taxi or anything So I had to take a rickshaw That's
why I came late in the ceremony
Tani : What?! You took a rickshaw? But this function started ages ago..
Zahra: Yeah but I'm still feeling so uncomfortable..ughh
Maham : *ignoring the whole convo* Hello everyone!!! Wassup?!
Tani : Annyong
*the audience gives a confused look*
Maham : Ok seriously Tani you need to stop using your Hebrew language every now and then
Tanisha : It's not Hebrew its Korean
Zahra : Oh no Here she goes again
Maham : Tani yahan pe koi bhi Korean nahi hai Koi Korean nahi samjhta yaha
Tani : Kaun bola? Iram knows Maisi knows and there's Fari
Maham
: *didn't give the chance to finish Tani* Shut up Tum chaar ko yeh
samjah mein aata hai But look at other's faces we thought you are
giving us gaalis
Tani : Everyone should be more respectful to other languages and cultures Because they
Maham
: *cutting Tani again in the middle* Sorry for the inconvenience
everyone. Before the situation gets worse, I want to announce the 1st winner of tonight.
Zahra: Dum da dum da dum
Tani: Lo pagal hai..proof live aagaya.
Maham:Will you both SHUT UP!
Zahra:Thats all you have in your vocabulary..'SHUT UP''Get some new words Maham.
Maham:
Tum toh chup hi baitho. Looks like I'm the only sane one here. Guys,
please ignore them & listen to me only. The next award is for "Tum
Katrina Kaif aur main Saif!" Members of KaSh Heaven
Tani: And the award goes to..mujhe bhook lagi hai.
Zahra: KYA?
Tani: My foodbuddy won..so mujhe khana yaad aagaya *looks around sadly*
Maham: ARGH. Kahaan phasa diya mujhe. The award goes to Swancy & Saz. Congratulations guys!
Saz: YAYY! I wanted this award so bad to win with with S--
Swancy: Shh B--I mean Saz, but thanks all who voted! Me deffo Katrina. Oh goes with my Hindi thing too *laughs*
Tani: Congrats guys! The next award is for "I hate you!" "But I love you!" Members of KaSh Heaven
Maham: And the award goes to
*Zahra snatches the cue card from Maham*
Maham: What the hell?!
Zahra:
Give me the chance also sometimes. The award goes to *flips the card*
Happy & Madhu! And there's also a tie here..the award also goes to
Maham & my Jaaneman Tani.
Happy: I'm so happy I won an award! Thank you so much everyone!
Madhu: Wow, another award..thanks all!
Tani: I hate Maham. Thank you everyonee!
Maham: As if I love you. Thanks to everyone who voted!!
Tani: I love you to bola na.
Maham: I said "As if"
Tani: Whatever..
Zahra: Stop fighting guys.
Maham: We're not fighting! The next award is for Aaj tak main itni der tak
ghar se bahaar nahi rahi Member and the award goes to Jenny!
-Jenny_KaShian- to clear out the confusion.
Jenny: Thank you so much guys! And it's true..it's pretty late already and
I've never been out for so long. *laughs* thank you once again!!
Zahra: Congrats Jenny! The next award is for *laughs*
Maham: Kya hua?
Zahra: Phone switched off, matlab ladki pissed off member of KaSh Heaven
Maham: *laughs* the award goes to Swancy!
Swancy: This is definitely me! Thank you so much everyone! I'm really overwhelmed!
Tani: I'm leaving this stage. This girl is reminding me of food..I'm gonna go get something to eat.
Maham: It's time to hand this hosting to someone else now! Please welcome Sarah & Tiha guys.
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