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*D-Tales* - Episode 2 - Nilesh Murders a COW (Page 2)

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Posted: 19 September 2011 at 10:24am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sana.shanak

 rafi u rock and this is just awesome and in here rey sounds like some dada and all of mumbai ekdum gangsterLOL but the stuff is really nice. D-tales roxx

P.S. some small spelling mistakes r there and u made neha a MR. in some line
don't mind 
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Awww thank youuu Hug But credits also go to my Budydy Anushka for  Vicky's lines ! Embarrassed
I swear we have SUCH a gala time pretending t0o be Nilesh and Vicky ! LOL And no u idiot why would I mind ! Thanks for tellin me . will correct it in a bit 

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Posted: 20 September 2011 at 1:56am | IP Logged
rafi ur the best...!!! this story is soo cool...!!! im waithing for the next part dude...!!!! upload soon...!!!!!!!!!

Edited by dildostiidancee - 20 September 2011 at 1:56am

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Posted: 20 September 2011 at 8:36am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sweetshine

WOW rafi dis is AWSUMClap...ladko ke liye bhi 'who's hot who's not' haiROFLROFL
lolz its really gudBig smileSUPERCOOL
cnt wait to read moreBig smile

Hehe ... U know how Nilesh and Vicky are ... Obsessed with themselves ..  AND each other ROFL


Originally posted by sweetapple2995

wooohooo loved this this is awesome plz continue this and pm me man yaar agar aisa writers honga tho yeh hit tho hoga hi hoga naStar

Yaaar aur kitna khush karegi mujhe ... waise hi mera dil bechara diabetes ka mareez hai  ROFLIts ur lovely comments which keep us going ! Hope u like chapter two Buddy ! Its up !Embarrassed


Originally posted by piya2025

Lol..That was super cute.. i loved it tp bits.cont.soon.

Awww thanks you sooo mych Piya ! Hug Chapter 2 is up .. Hope u like it aswell ! 


Originally posted by ArHi4ever

wowww supar cool and funny cant wait for more thankzz guys thankzz everyone and thankzzz for sharing with us

Thanks a Lot ! Glad to know u liked our mad story ! LOL 




Originally posted by crazysky

this was awesome n pm me for ur next ff

Thank you ! I have added u as a Buddy .. plz accept so that next time I update u will be PM-ed ! Smile And chapter 2 is up !

Originally posted by dildostiidancee

rafi ur the best...!!! this story is soo cool...!!! im waithing for the next part dude...!!!! upload soon...!!!!!!!!! 

Thank you sooo much dear ! Embarrassed Credit also goes to Anushka for Vicky's lines Smile
2nd chapter is up ! 

Originally posted by LaLi21

This was great!! Cant wait to read the next bit :D

Thank You Lali .. means a lot !  2nd chapter is up ! ENJOY !Wink



Edited by geet_maan_magic - 20 September 2011 at 8:46am

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Posted: 20 September 2011 at 8:36am | IP Logged

Vicky is in the College waiting for Nilesh to get there ... while chatting with him on BBM ...

 

Nilesh : "I ran over a cow and broke 3 ribs cuz of drunk driving. She brought me to the hospital -_- W*F"

 

Vicky : "Who? The cow? o.O"

 

Nilesh : "NO. SImmi -_- She was my first speed dial so I called her before passing out ...and the next think I know is im in the hospital witrh three broken ribs"

 

Random fat Chick : "Give him the beat guys ! :D"

 

 

Vicky : *The W*F Look on his face* "Arey at least don't ask him to rap right guys...LOL ! 

Bro I'm on my way...just tell me which hospital u r in !

Nd gt well soon dude I got a party to give nd I don't want 1 of my best buds to be missing !"

 

Random Fat chick :  nops...v vnt leave him...its he raps in evr situatn...dun u rem viki...u 1nc kickd hm in da canteen fo tat...so nt 2d...atleast rap on da fact dat *simmi* brought him to hosp...

 

Nilesh : "Bhagwati Hospital .. in Borivali West :S"

 

Vicky : "Arey I crying abt d fact that I don't knw where this bloody hospital ! U jackass I told ya nt 2 drink...aur ye Rey ki weekend trip se I'm tiered...he's such a fool ki mera call bhi pic nai kar rha nd Dimpy ke mere cell pe 14 miss calls h ! Why the hell is she calling me?! What on earth is wrng with every1 man !"

 

Random Fat Chick :  "Re viki cntct simmi...she tuk hm to da hosp...she hopeful noes"

 

Vicky : " I'm nt scraching ma hair I'm pulling them out ! What d hell man...such masterpiece ppl ! :@"

Nilesh where did u go nw dude? Why is Sim's cell switchd off?

 

Nilesh : "I am in the east wing ... I'm goin in for the surgery .. Sim is with me .. yahaan netweork bohot kam hai ... Ill see u I guess after the docs are done with me. "

 

Vicky : "Idiot...get well soon so dat u don't spoil my party plans !"

 

Nilesh  : "?*AFTER 4 hours* The anaesthesia wore off ! =D I am alive ! COme see me buddy ! and get some beer :D"

 

Vicky : "Teri beer gai oil lene ! Pehle ye bta uss innocent cow ka kya hua ! :X"

 

Nilesh : "Cow toh on spot dead .. laa naa beer yaar ! My throat is parched ... ! char ghanton se I didnt have a drop of beer ... aur haan make sure SImmi doesnt see u carryin the beer ..maar dalegi !"

 

Vicky : "She won't see me carryin beer cause I'm NOT getting any 4 u ! Bloody Alchoholic cow murderer rapper ! Get some rest or else I'll 4wd Sim dese msgs of urs ! :X"

 

Nilesh : "YAAAR ! plz .. tu MERA bhai hai ke Simmi kaa !! :@ taras kha mujhpe ! :'("

 

Vicky : "Mai tera bhai hun isiliye I think that Sim's decision nd reaction is absolutely right ! So jabtk meri Neha fluent english nai seekh leti...no beer 4 u dude ! :)"

 

Nilesh : "LOL yeh kaisa condition hai !? Is rate pe toh mai baghair peeye marr jaounga :'( BEEER !!!!"

 

Vicky : "Ye aisi hi condition hai ! Nd my decision is final...now u sleep dude nd I'm gonna call Rey nd learn how to climb building pipes to reach balcony window !"

 

Nilesh : "Neeend nahin aaa rahi .. u know how I sleeep every night ! beer can 1, beer can 2 ... beer can 7 *Nilesh passes out* .. ab tuney aur Simmy ne yeh jo beer ka ban lagaya hai ... ab mei raat ko sounga kaise !?"

 

Vicky: "Tu mat so...I'm off 2 c Neha ! Take care dude nd swear on the bro-bond until Neha learns fluent english !"

 

Nilesh : "pyaar hai yaa sazaaa LOL"

 

Vicky : "?"N-O B-E-E-R-S" otherwise that dead cow will haunt u nd Sim as well !"

 

Nilesh : "no no .. Sim_Sim ko haunting not allowed ... I'll give up beer and become bhramchari :S"

 

Vicky: "Dude bhramchari is a guy who dsn't ever gts married !! :O"

 

Nilesh : "leave out thatb part .. Im the non-drinking brahmachari only ... Beer-achari ! Waisey tujhe shudh hindi kabse samajh aaney lagi ? o.O"

 

Vicky : "Neha ? ...she taught me a lil 2day ! *falls in pool*"

 

Nilesh : "waaah .. log language seekhne ke liye lakhon rupaye kharch karke language centre jaatey hai ... tujhe free mein tutions mil rahe hai ! Kya kismat leke paida hua hai tu bro :D"

 

ENTRY OF REY (After Vicky messages him that Nilesh got into an accident ... and murdered a cow !)

Rey : "Bro, I and Vicky finally planned to get you in a rehab!"

 

Nilesh: "nahin .. mai nahi jaoiunga"

 

Vicky : "aise kaise nahi jaega !!"

 

Nilesh : "Rehab mein beer nahin milta yaar ! Samjha kar ! "

 

Rey : "Dude teri beer se tujhe alag karne ke liye hi to tujhe rehab bhej rahe hai! Don't make us (incl. Simi) to a boycott of your raps till you agree! :/"

 

Nilesh : "Mai rap chod sakta hoon .. but beeer ? :'("

 

Vicky : "dude agar tune beer nahi chhodi na toh HUM tujhe chhod denge !"

 

Nilesh : "How could yuu SAAY that ?!?! "

 

Vicky : "from my mouth using my tongue and vocal cords ! DUH !!"

 

 

Nilesh : "Bass tum sab ke sab bewafa "

 

Rey : "I guess we gotta go on a Nilesh boycott!"

 

Vicky : " hum bewafa aur tu kya h bevada ?!"

 

Rey: "we'll be bevafa till you remain bevada!"

 

Nilesh : "?:'("

 

Rey: "Don't make us drag you to the rehab Nilesh!"

 

Vicky : "yeah..I'm pretty good at dragging !"

 

Rey : "Ya... Vicky ever practiced on RDX a few times!"

 

Nilesh : "TOh rehab mein mai akela honga ! How will I pass time !? College mein toh Simmi naraz bhi hoti toh chup chup ke uss ko dekhta ... ab use dekhe baghair mai aur depress ho jaounga :( "

 

Vicky : "but atleast agar tu rehab jaake sudhar jaega toh Sim won't be angry wd u ! Den u can go beyond chhup chhup ke dekhna...we wudn't have 2 send u there if u had left it urself !"

 

Rey : "Do you want us to send Simi with you, cos she's no less in drinking than you! Thankfully vo beer beer nahi chillati phirti!"

 

Nilesh : "hehe uss ko bhi saath de de .. may be when we return , we will hum do se saath ho ke waapis ayenge ! :D The Happy Beerwallay family ! "

 

Vicky : "no way dude Simmi aur ye saath gaye to pure rehab staff ko kisis rehab mei shift karna padega ! Too dangerous ..."

 

Rey : "Hmmm... and stop calling yuorself beerwalla! That's the biggest museebat we gotta sort out!"

 

NILESH : :D Imagine .. chote chote .. mote mote lil chuby D-Men ... and D-missiez ! F*ck it all i am going to buy a ring .. forget date .. I am proposing to her rightaway ! I will go to rehab and I am takin Simmi with me .. and no ones stopping me !

 

*Nilesh Passes out out of happiness *

 

TO BE CONTINUED

:D


Nilesh Fanpage (Rafi): http://www.facebook.com/BEVDA.DMAN.NILESH.MACEDONDMELLO

Vicky Reyansh Best Buddies Fanpage (Anushka) : http://www.facebook.com/vicky.reyansh.theBestBuddies

D3 Boys Fanpage (Priyanka) : http://www.facebook.com/D3.boys

Swayam The Lover Boy Fanpage (Sneha) : http://www.facebook.com/Swayam.LoverBoy.ShantanuMaheshwari



Edited by geet_maan_magic - 20 September 2011 at 8:58am

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Posted: 20 September 2011 at 8:56am | IP Logged
ROFL, LMAO, LOL, I'LL DIE LAUGHING LYK DIS YAAR!
ROFL

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Posted: 20 September 2011 at 10:19am | IP Logged
ROFLd-men..d-miises
ROFLit was very funny...nice update:)

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Posted: 20 September 2011 at 12:30pm | IP Logged
thats so cute and I loved it people u rock manROFL

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Posted: 20 September 2011 at 1:56pm | IP Logged
LOL...wow man Rafi...our insanity is pretty famous everywhere ! We definetly need to consider publishing a book...or even bttr making own own show ! :P What say? ;)

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