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Tanu --- 😭
Dimple -- 😕 Whadd is up with u n ur Ganga-Jamuna??
Tanu -- M hungry ...
Dimple -- 😕 So go thoosofy something from the fridge ...why u flooding my NL??
Tanu -- *Stomps foot* Moi want.. shumthing ...shumthing 😛..where u know .. u ROAST/ GRILL/TOAST shumthing???
Dimple -- Barbeque??
Tanu -- Yuuppiee 😛 Me want Barbeque 😳
Dimple -- At this hour of nite?? Where will i get a Barbeque?? 😕
Tanu -- Right ere... in the NL 😛
Dimple -- Whadd?? 😲
Tanu -- N guess who is gonna get 'BARB-e-Que-d'??? 😈
Dimple -- Who??
Tanu -- THE BOSS
ash: Shonnu *huggies* just wanted to let you know its our golden chance to grill our favourite Geet DT member..
shonnu: Hey ashu *jhappis back* OMG lemme guess who else can it be, Our Jyots Mata..
ash: Well done haha so we need to work on it jaldi or else we will be thrashed by Tanu on D-DAY..
shonnu: okay just let me know what we have to do, I am all set to grill her like no one else has...
ash: Me too but Tanu said limit mein because her neck is gonna be under Jyots' knife. We have to create some set of questions for her. It can be anything you know..
for e.g
Choose your favourite Hyperventilating Reaction!
-Ishhh
-Haiyeee
-Ufff
What is your Favourite Night Activity?
-Discussing in Den till 4 am
-Talking to Chanda Maama because its Maan's Favourite.
-Blushing or flooding in the den regarding Birdie's News.
-Eating ice-Cream
-Sleeping like a Normal human being.
Choose Your Favourite CON Place!
-Swarglok
-Tabela
-Maansarovar
shonnu:🤣wowie ashu this is gonna be fun. I will work on the questions&send them to you, by the way one innocent question why are we chosen for this dangerous yet entertaining task?🤔 are we done with this Jeewan ? i mean i dont wanna die before getting married , you know na? Jyo's MOD-Danda? Danda hota sab ke paas ha, per deta koi nhi 🤣🤣 but jyo Gives it na?
ash: Yeah, right, Thaper se darr nhi lagta, per Danda se lagta ha but no worries tanu&dimps will be our shield..😎 anyway you are the special one because you are a member gifted with a great sense of humour😛 and if anything happens we two will be called as Shaheed 🤣
shonnu: Finally I get the chance to be the evil one. But I am still worried for poor tanu&dimple. We will run away from patli galli but they will become Shaheed protecting us..
shonnu: And that kamzhori will calm her down waah you have planned it all. Lets see if it works the way &we should give everyone darshan of some BAAL-Gyaan too..
ash: shonnu hailaa Baal bina chain kahan re🤣but how are we gonna add BAAL-Gyaan to this task..Kuch zyaada hi torture ho jayegaa..
shonnu: Haww ashu what are you thinking of?😲are you thinking about Hair-Gyaan?OMG and I thought you were one of the innocent people around here..I am talking about Baal-Gyaan as in Jyots as a Baalak. We will need something for introduction.
ash: HAILAAA Shonnu yu darbadlu..CLEAR-ly bolo to..Bachaa doesn't understand Pahelis na🤣 Yes we should surely do that. SO the first line can be something like.
On 25th July, was born a cute little girl amidst several other Leos..
*after some days*
shonnu: I am done with the questions now they are not a lot because I was thinking about tanu & dimple too..😳
Jo shaheed hone wale hain unki, zara yaad karo kurbaani
shonnu:😭 Awww bas kar pagli, rulaye gi kya? nothing will happen we'll tell Jeeju to take her to some tabela for some amusement ?
ash: LMAO knowing her, tabela alone wont work for her, she'll demand for rain, you know tabela without rain is as incomplete as Rakhee without Plastic 😳 and no worries even if we bcum bhaggu ko paraya we will be remembered.
*FUTURE FLASHBACK*
Ash&shonnu's I-F ke kissey.
*BACk to PRESENT*
the entire I-F will always remember us in their proud moments
*FUTURE FLASHBACK*
Jab Tak DT ka atyachaar Rahega Ash aur shonnu ka naam rahega..
On our birthdays every I-F Member will write us messages with loads of gifts even though we won't be able to use it but yet pyaar toh hoga na..
*ash gets emotional*
shonnu: ashu Chanda mame ke paas chali gayi zameen pe aa...🤣
You said Tanu&Dimps will be our shield then why are you giving salaami to our names..I have to say this with pathar on my dil but Put their names there..I love my Dahlins Tanu&dimple but if they want to do this kurbaani I cannot stop them *dil toh bacha hai hi nahin*
ash: *wipes tears* All the Best..we will mishh tanu&dimple a lot..
SO LET'S ROCK& ROLL BABY😎
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but this baby was different from all..After her birth when she didn't cry at all! Everyone got worried and tried every medical treatment to make her cry but no use, and then they decided to use different sound to get her reaction and from bhajan to blast no sound could get her response and finally they played some Aamir Khan movie, that worked wonders on having heard his voice she said "Ishhh"😍
&went totally crazyyy...
After which the earth people sang:
Kehte hain har yug ka ek maseeha hota ha.
aaj se_______ saal pehle , When God saw too much of negativity on earth he decided to send a bag full of positivity and that was Saddi Jyo...
So Yeshh Today we are gonna roast this Positive Girl to make a purr-fect barbe-q in the end..😎Lets get some formality done before we start grilling her..
Name: Jyoti aka (chaddo naam mein kya rakha ha?)
Age:16(twice)
Hobby: dreaming about maaneet CON
Specialty:she is always there when you need her as a Friend and she is never there when you need her as a MOD 😡.(kyonki ek baar jyo ne topic close kerne ka decision le liya, toh phir woh apni bhi nhi sunti) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Age:16(twice)
Hobby: dreaming about maaneet CON
Specialty:she is always there when you need her as a Friend and she is never there when you need her as a MOD 😡.(kyonki ek baar jyo ne topic close kerne ka decision le liya, toh phir woh apni bhi nhi sunti) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Toh Jyotiji apni seatbelt baandh lijiye aur answer karne ke baad computerji ke andar answers lock kar dijiye hum apke uttaron ka besabri se intezaar kar rahe hai, agar aap phone a friend, audience poll ya 50:50 ka option use karna chahe toh beshak kijiye kaun kahega apne chitting ki hai..*
First thing that comes to your mind when i say
a)Love
Satish😳
b)Friendship
Forever
c)Hatred
passing phase
d)Lust
MSK 😛😆
e)Poilitics
Corruption 🤔
What's so good about the person you like? he needs to smell good 🤣
Who's the sexiest person alive?Aamir Khan
Who's the sexiest person alive?Aamir Khan
Is there someone you really can't stop thinking about ?errr yeah..I guess Geet forum and its regular circus 😕..not any person in particular ...I know I m not sounding normal right now 😳
Look outside, how's the weather? Dull and cloudy
What excuse do you make Jeeju,to spend extra time on IF or FB? Office assignments that my hitler boss has given me 😛
Have you ever liked someone & then found out you really didn't? Yeah ...,mayb in college ...a passing affair I guess which made me realise love at first sight is total nonsense 🤔
When you think of the rainbow, what color pops in your head? rainbow reminss me of failrytales ...dunno why 😕...magenta is the colour which popped in my head right now and I saw from inside the rainbow Maaneet coming out on a horse which is fake 😕😕...see I know I m not normal 😭
Do you like receiving balloons on your birthday? No 😕
What are you currently listening to? kurbaan huaaa 😍😍😍😍😍
Do you have limewire? I want it but no I dont hv it 😭😭😭...mummyyy 😭😭😭😭
Do you wish you were somewhere far far away? Yeah mayb in Paris for my second honeymoon 😍
Is lying ever acceptable? if the lie is for a good purpose ,then I will give it a chance 😊
What was the last movie you watched? Bodyguard ...😛
Name someone who has turned your life around?I guess my mom
Who was the last person to give you a hug? every morning my hubby gives me a hug before leaving for office ..so guess today he was the last person 😳😳
Was today a good day? So far yes 🤔
What did you dream last night? Watching Mausam in a theatre with Maan and Geet 😕..see I told u I m not normal 😭..mummyyy 😕
Is there anyone you would like to fight? yess my hubby is my ultimate punching bag as well
...errr I hope my hubby jaap is not going over the top 😕...mummyyy 😭😭Last person you seen? my boss
How would you tell someone you like them? u r quite smart 😉😛
Can you put on mascara with your mouth shut? will try at home tonight 😕
What is a movie you can watch over and over again? Hum Dil de chuke sanam 😍
Have you ever cheated in a test? I wish I had
..but no 😭😭😭Would you prefer it if good things happened, or interesting things? good things 😊
Where were you three hours ago? office canteen watching Aitraaaz on Zee TV 😕
When was the last time you were out of town? February month when I went out with Satish for an outing to Delhi-Agra-Jaipur 😳
What are you wearing right now? Jeans and T-Shirt
When was the last time you ran? february month only to catch a flight 😕
Are you wearing any cologne? yess😛
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off off? well its years ago when I met my first TV crush Apurva in a restaurent 😳
Have you ever cried during a movie? Yesss ...during Hum dil de chuke sanam movie only in the climax scene 😭😭
What is your first thought when waking up in the morning?(even tho yu don't really sleep) My first thought is when did I slept today 🤔 ..was there any improvement in my timing 😛
What's the last nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? My birthday this year in july was made memorable by my hubby 😍
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? Nope I m too introvert to do that 😳
Who tells the best jokes ? Google uncle 😕
Do you give in easily? Nope ,..me a typical Leo
Are you a good guesser? No a very bad one 😭
Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yup 😛
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? never really encountered such scenario 😕
Do you like tongue twisters? No
Favorite year so far? February
Collar popped or normal? Normal
Favorite comic strip? Not into comics much ...
Have you ever been asked for an autograph? No 😭😭😭
Amongst all your crushes who is the most disliked person by Jeeju and why ? MSK because he does not hv dole-shole like him and he is still trying for it 😭😛Collar popped or normal? Normal
Favorite comic strip? Not into comics much ...
Have you ever been asked for an autograph? No 😭😭😭
Spell your name backwards. IROGAG 😕😕
Who is the coolest man alive? Dhoni
...With whom would you like to share your tabela (with or without rain) ? MSK or Aamir? I officially hate tableas now after the disaster Maaneet tabela CON ..so no tabelas for me anymore
😭😭😭Choose One For The Following...
Aamir Khan or Gurmeet Choudary Aamir
Twilight Saga or Harry Potter Series? Harry Potter
Hollywood Movies or Bollywood Movies? Bollywood
Ugly Betty Or Jassi Jaisi Koi Nahin? Jassi Jaisi koi nahin
Kajjal or GHSP? Tough one ...present is GHSP but Kaajal is equally spl to me 😳
Koffe With Karan or India's Most Desirable with Simi? None 😳..I will prefer Junta ki Adaalat by Rajat Sharma over these two 😆😛
If you woke up one morning and were Ekta Kapoor what would you do? Go back to sleep again forever 😳
If you got a chance to be part of a dance reality show which show would you chose..
-Nach Baliye
-Jhalak Dikhla Jaa
-Zara Nachke Dikha
-Dance India Dance
-Other
Nach Baliye ...dont ask me why 😳
Choose your favourite Hyperventilating Reaction!
-Ishhh
-Haiyeee
-Ufff
Of course Ishhh☺️
What is your Favourite Night Activity?
-Discussing in Den till 4 am
-Talking to Chanda Maama because its Maan's Favourite.
-Blushing or flooding in the den regarding Birdie's News.
-Eating ice-Cream
-Sleeping like a Normal human being.
All except sleeping like a normal human being 😳...I told u I m not normal earlier 😃
Choose Your Favourite CON Place!
-Swarglok
-Tabela
-Maansarovar
At present Maansarovar is a safe bet 🤔
Imagine you were the host of Television's Most Desirable with Jyoti, who would be your first guest&pen down an interview session with that actor/actress.(should not be less than 2000 words)
Ok my first guest would be the famous on-screen couple Gurmeet and Drashti together ...sorry cant help it
Here goes the interview session ...(Since the Anchor Jyoti is not a normal human being ..so the questions will b abnormal as well ...sorry for the inconvenience viewers 😊)
Jyoti :Welcome on board ...its my pleasure to hv u both for a joint interview which till yesterday looked impossible
Gurmeet :We had to come here for this spl interview because u see we really dont hang around anywhere outside the sets 😊
Drashti:Yeah we only hang around inside our sets which is not at all hygenic and makes us sick 😭
Jyoti:Errr but u both r in my set right now which is outside the Geet set 😕 and is hygenic as well na 😳
Gurmeet : Well thats what I meant na Jyoti ..your set and Geet set is one and the same na
Jyoti:How ?? 😕
Drashti :Aree he meant both sets look like tabelas na ...so well u see not much difference 😛
Jyoti:U both mean to say my set is dirty like a tabela 😭 and even Geet set is like a tabela ??
😭 and even Geet set is like a tabela ?? Gurmeet and Drashti :YES
Jyoti:Well ..for that I m not responsible ...its the Tanu spl channel on which my show is airing which is responsible
Gurmeet and Drashti:U and Geet CV team r true soulmates ..they too say the same that always channel r responsible for everything 😃
Jyoti:Anyways lets move on to some other talks ..tell me something about the future track ..when can we expect Maaneet CON...errr I mean Maaneet reunion to be precise 😊
Gurmeet :But we r already reunited na ...I mean Maaneet r already reunited na 😳
Drashti :Arree nahin Jyoti is asking when will your memory go...errr I mean when will MSK ka memory come back 😕
Gurmeet:See once again we r CONfusing things here
Drashti:Its not me ,..but u
Jyoti: 😕😕😕😕😕
Gurmeeet:Ok see very soon love will bloom between both of us as soon as we both come out of our sickness 😃
Jyoti :But Maan and Geet r not sick na 😕...
Drashti:Arree he is saying we r not well na ...so automatically we cannot shoot u see ..and so the falling in love track is getting delayed a bit 😃
Jyoti:I hope u both get well soon as viewers r really missing their Maan and Geet on screen and wondering how every year this month only both our Gurti fall sick together ..😭
Gurmeet and Drashti:Yeah we too r trying to solve this mystry ...🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Jyoti:Oh kk...moving on ...so what r both your future plans in life 😃
Gurmeet:I think soon both are going to fall in love ...sing songs in rain ...jhappis and puppies and much more 😍
Drashti:U r again CONfusing ...
...Jyoti: 😕😕😕😕😕😕
Gurmeet:Errr Well I m talking about Maan and Geet ka future 😃
Drashti:Yeah we live the characters 24 /7 u see ...😊
Jyoti:Hats off to both of u ...so much drowned in the characters ..truely amazing 👏😳..moving on further ..there hv been questions hanging around show ka future as well...any comments on that
Gurmeet and Drashti: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jyoti: 😕😕😕😕😕😕
Gurmeet and Drashti:Well u see This is the first time our show ka future will b decided by our two fan grps and the media as they lubbb us so much that they keep writing about its future since the time show started ..so keep guessing 😈...end mein wohi hoga so manzoore Mahiii hoga 😛
Jyoti :Waahhh well said 👏 ..with that we come to an end of this most abnormal interview tonight ..hope u all hv enjoyed this joint interview of Gurti after a long time ...😳
Drashti:Dont forget to watch us on the show everyday at 9.30 PM 😃 ...
Gurmeet:From tuesday onwards 😃..we r sick na 😭
Drashti:Damn think about trps ...errr watch from monday only 😃
...errr watch from monday only 😃Gurmeet :Yeah watch us getting sick together ...errr I mean watch us making GHSP watchable together minus the Amritsar circus from next week onwards 😃
Jyoti:😕😕😕😕..Ok byeee ..phewww
(Interivew is done in plain humour ..so no belan guys ..even mods can hv fun sometime na 😳..on a more serious note I wish both Gurmeet and Drashti a very quikc recovery 👍🏼)
At Last to conclude this grilling session
Who would you like to kill right now?
-Dimple.
-Tanu.
-Ash.
-Shonnu.
-The People who Promoted you as a Moderator.
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Ash:Shonnu After this we are going to get a lot of curses how about we catch each chappal and donate it to the needy..
Shonnu: First we need to survive to serve others..Bhaagggooo Ree...
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