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Posted: 17 September 2011 at 5:31pm | IP Logged
NOTE :- PLZ KEEP LOGICS  n Brains ASIDE B4 READINT THE POST  .THE INTERNTION OF THE POST WAS NOT TO HURT ANY1 SO IF IT HAD CAUSED 

ANY OFFENCE TO ANY 1 (a BD FAN if there) so apologies maff karna  .it was not intentional 
so like i said i m back with my app reciation phost for Bua dadi after the success of interview of UB ( pata hai koi success nai tha par bolne mein ki jata hai) so we have brought for u the very much lowed buh ah dadi straight from the zombies house (it was arduous task to bring her for the interview .we have to allure her with free tickets 4 chardham in  switzerland offcourse n 50 pics of salman khan only in boxers  100 posters of Ranbir kapoor  without boxers (BD singing in mindthinking abt RK la la sawariya towel apna tanik gira aur humka najara tho dikha ) n also Johnny boys yellow trunk bina dhula hua since we didnt had that we gave her yellow trunk of our very own mavali bhaiyya kanpur vale now BD treasures it like jewel in her locker n smells it like drug how zmelly !!.kafi rangeeli malum hoti hai BD 

so let mein present u our pyaari nayi interviewer Nautanki Naari jo pade sab be baari 

Trivia abt NN 
she is from jonpur  .she has covered interviews of actors from   bhojpuri 'hit 'shows like
1. Bhagwati bani chudail
2. Hamar sandlwa tohar chappalwa
3. Chouk ke khambe pe chandu ki patloon
4.hamri bhais beemar chadgaya padosi ke sandva se pyaar

NN- kaisan ho Buhadadi 

BD- dekha hume  bekar mein patpatiyne ki adat tho hai nahi jo bi puchna hai jaldi pucho humeu m bhaisahab ke parvachan sune khatir janna hai HARI OM PRABHU GG

NN- theek HA sabse pehle humka batava apan sunadr tvaja ka raas

BD- tume malum nahin kya hamra paltu sand ka gobar roz muh par 2 bar haldi milake lagaiye do aur chere dood ki tarah dhamke gaga .ye aajkal k log kucho kadar nahi purane nuskon ki bana chahe katrina fair n lovely sabko banaye ugly HARI OM PRABHU GG

NN- tubo humka lagat rahi apka naam 'BOOH' aah dadi kaisan pada
[in mind ] inki booh se paresaan hookar logon ki taklif ke mare aah nikalat hai 

BD- ye kya sochat ho.

NN- kahe nahi acha humka bataiye apan ladka ladki se milne se itna parhez kyun

BD-kahese bataye aaj kal ke ladke ladkiyan ye pyaar ke chakar mein padke parivar ki izzat dhul mein milaye dyen HARI OM PRABHU GG

NN- ye zaruri nahi  sab bacche aise nahi hovat hain
 
BD- tum chup raho humko sab pata hai ye aj kal ke chore choriyan callege mein jake pariivar ki nak kataye rahi.dhoke dilaye rahi 2 natvarlal tho humre ghar mein hai pade  HARI OM PRABHU GG

NN- hum ko to sunat rahi apan beta aur bahu apka lat marke ghar se nikalat rahi karn apan unhe shadi ke baad ka  ka kaise karva  tips unwantedly devat rahi  .humka malum apka 40 saal thak UB ghar mein thi hui  aur jab lagan hua  jaldi hi admi bina kuch kiye tapak gaya.

BD- ya sab jhut hai hum tho usko sikhaye ke gaye magar vo gadha humra kucho nahi sunat bivin ke pallu mein chupa humare tho muh dikaye khatir na choda HARI OM PRABHU GG

NN-[in mind] vaisan apan muh kaun dekan chahi kisi ko heart attack nahi  chahi [grins].

BD- ye kya tukor tukor humka dekar sochrahi . chote bade ka lihaaz hi nai rehgaya HARI OM PRABHU GG

NN- nahi buh ah dadi mein tho agle saval sochat rahi ki apan  ko tho shadi ke baad ka kucho jannat nahi tho kya batavat  bitvaka 

BD-  nadi ke pani ki gehrai jane ke liye usme utarne ki zarurat nahi padtihum to kinare pe khade rehkar baap le gehrai  .hum to sahebzade ko kehna chate they yoga karo sharir chust rehta. bitva jaye khaddein ma .ab hum tho bahi sahab ke ghar mein bahutey  khush hai   
HARI OM PRABHU GG

NN- [in mind] vahan saban ka khun jo peena hai bilkul apan admi jaise

BD- tum hi kya soch rahi phir se HARI OM PRABHU GG [angrily]

NN- mujhe bataiye ye aap barr barr HARI OM PRABHU GG kyun bolat rahi .what is the reazon

BD-  vo tho humare 3 butpurva premi they HARI OM PRABHU G

NN- boyfriendva vo bi 3? acha par unka kya hua

BD-- kuch naha humne unka apne sir par chada diya tho sir pe chadkar tatathaiyya karne lage 
pehla vo bauna mali hume bolta hai ki complain piyo aur height badao HARI OM PRABHU GG
duja vo dudvala jho khud dambar jitna khala hume bolta hai pair n lovely lagao aur muh ko chamkao
teja vo  hakla driver hume bolta tha boli sudharo .sabke sab ravan aur shakti kapoor saman mere zindagi mein 

ekkata hoygaye .hamka aisi patkani lagi zindagi bhar hum nahi bulenge isliye UNKA Naam hamare zuban par hota hai HARI OM PRABHU GG

NN- bery shad shtory 

she was going to ask the next Q was interrupted by BD's mobile call which has the caller tune 
'pal pal na mane tinku jiya 
isk ka manjan ghise piya'


NN- bua dadi item songg in ur phonva 

BD- ye tho bhajan hai bhajan 

NN- bhajan ??

BD- jo geet prafulit kare tanmann
        vahi hai humare liye Bhajan

b4 Nautanki naari cud come out of the shock padosi ka chora bittu a hardcore  recess fan came over there spock smiley, spock smiley, star smiley, trek smiley

NN- bittu java yahan se hum interview leyat hai 

BI- arre nautanki aunty ye Ms finster ki ghatiya carbon copy kaun hai ye tho finster se bi zyaada bayanak finster tho iske samne katrina kaif  lage

BD- kya bola  piddi  bhar ka chokra itn lambi zabaan .yehi hai ma baap ke sanskaar .sharm ati hai aise ma baap pe HARI OM PRABHU GG.

BI-chup kar buddi aunty tere sanskaar ke bare mein sab pata hai mujhe mein tho bas mazzk kar raha tha sab janta hun tere bare mein .salon se apne bhai ke ghar mein padi hai sabki life problem bardi .tumhare taklu bhai ke adde se zyada bal tumhare vajah se jhade .kuch aur time unke saath rahi tho daadi bi jhad jayegi dhere dheere family ke sab admi ganje hojayenge uski tarah tumhare constant bakbak ki vajah se

BD-[fake crying] humri itni bezaati koi bhaisahab ko bulao hum nahi rahenge yahan humra ticket nikalo .HARI OM PRABUGG 

BI- ye nautanki band kar hamesha jane ka naam leti hai par jhati nahi kundli markar beth gayi hai sabki life mein interfere karti hai aur barnad karti hai koi inke zuban pe tala lagao mishras n bajpayess ka jevan dhanya hojaye  [interrupted]

NN-badmash ladke mafi mangat ki nahi kare shikayat badki amma se 

BI - thik hai aunty mangta hu maafi sorry BD maaf karo[unwillingly] 

NN- maaf kardo inhe hum apko john abraham ke  posters free mein denge poster ka use pura ka pura apke gharbhej denge humka is bittu ke liye mafi dedo .

BD blushing  with joy .Johnnn hari *pause *om *pause*  prabugBlushing

BI- arey BD apko john itna pasand kyun hain

BD- [retorts back]hum tumko kahey bataye HARI OM PRABUGG 

BI- mein tho john se bi acha expression de sakta hun aur dance bi with expression

with this Bittu performed in trademark infamous Shinshan dance style (b*** revolving dance) pn desi gal song 
BD enraged walks out .

b4 she can leave bittu stops her 
BI- arre buh dadi free ke entertainment ho gaya tumhara ab kuch tax tho baro  showing his back[ shinchan infamous 1 liner] ab zara mere pith tho kuja dona 

BD slams door on his face bechare bittu cant get the privelige of getiing his back  scratched by buhdadi 's claws 


 





 



Edited by manojshonafan - 19 September 2011 at 7:42am

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Posted: 17 September 2011 at 9:52pm | IP Logged
Awesome Post ManojROFL...!!
 

 
 

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Posted: 17 September 2011 at 10:20pm | IP Logged
ROFL very nice manoj.

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Posted: 17 September 2011 at 10:36pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Sk_Naina

Awesome Post ManojROFL...!!
 

 
 

thank u naina

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Posted: 17 September 2011 at 10:37pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by slmu

ROFL very nice manoj.
thanks shanti
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Posted: 17 September 2011 at 11:02pm | IP Logged
Thank u so much Manoj.. so long waited for BD interview...really hilarious post ROFLROFLROFLROFL...its a treat in weekend ROFLROFLROFL
 
Thanks 4 the PM dear...Embarrassed

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Posted: 17 September 2011 at 11:10pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by yamini_anya

Thank u so much Manoj.. so long waited for BD interview...really hilarious post ROFL...its a treat in weekend ROFLROFLROFL
 
Thanks 4 the PM dear...Embarrassed
thanks yamini  .i m glad  u liked my efforts i hope ur wait was worthed 


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Posted: 17 September 2011 at 11:39pm | IP Logged
awesome yaar

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