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Hosh aya
kaaran pucha
boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha
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Cux Uski Girlfrnd Jawan Hogayi
Or Bhabhi Badnaam…
I. Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming !!
II. 45 saal ka SALMAN KHAN ladki dekhne gaya!
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi!Hosh aya
kaaran pucha
boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha
III.What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up? Get up else Salman will come.
IV. Why Is Salman Khan Disturbed These Days?
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Cux Uski Girlfrnd Jawan Hogayi
Or Bhabhi Badnaam…
V. Salman Khan arrives home to find "Salman is an idiot" written right in front of his door.
He says to his friend: 'That's strange – this seems to be written in urine…. Do some tests and find out who did it.'
Later that day, his friend returns to Salman.
Bad news, I'm afraid! The urine is that of "Vivek Oberoi!'
'I would have expected that…', Salman says, 'Why is that bad?'
'Well, the handwriting is Aishwarya's!
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