CR TV : Interview with The new man, Ahem the hubby

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*The screen lights up to reveal Jake on podium sitting Big B style with a french beard and slight tilt to his face and his i-am-bad smile*

Jake: Hey everyone…Howdy? Welcome to the brand new season of CR TV interview with the Hotshots… I am Jake.. As if an intro is needed…

So moving on… our first interview is with none other than Mr. Hulk… The man who suddenly realized he has a heart and a wife in it…

Yup the same… Mr. Hotshot Ahem Modi… *stress on the word Ahem which definitely had some weight*

*Ahem Modi walks in.. Wearing a Black suit with green shirt*

Jake (standing and shaking hands with him) : Well… welcome once again Mr. Modi…

Ahem (the branded nod) : Thanks Jake

*Both the Hotshots sit down… Sorry, but I like to call myself a hotshot too…*

Jake: Mr. Modi, we heard that you had a change of heart.. is it true?

Ahem: Really? That's new to me.. I never visited any hospital in recent time… not even to consult for my allergy…Then how will I change heart

Jake: uff… I meant nowadays you are softer and even smiling

Ahem : I always smile… but not like my wife who stretch her cheeks to extreme while smiling…

Jake: I see… BTW just now u said u never consulted a Doctor even for allergy.. then how come you are so fit?

Ahem: Oh that? My wife brings hot water or milk…

Jake: hmmm…ok…Home nurse? Wow

*Ahem gives his Ahemic stare*

Jake: Oh ok…I am sorry.. ok tell us how is your role as a masterji working?

Ahem: Sir!!! Not Masterji… and its fine. Atleast Gopi is learning something..

Jake: Don't you think you have to teach her something in the wifely duties too… its been a year and you both are still… *winks*

Ahem (frowns) : WTH… that my bedroom business… and you better stay away!!! BTW how do you know?

Jake: Know what?

Ahem: That I am a…uh…u know…a virgin!!

Jake (grins) : Oh come on Mr. Modi, the whole world knows

Ahem: really? *blushes*

Jake: Bt don't worry.. we are all waiting for a positive move from you side… Come on dhikhado apna DUM!!!

Ahem: Yup, soon… *shy/blush*.. I am working on it… In fact I am taking her on a date tomorrow.. a long drive and stay at my far, house

Jake: oho? Wow… I am sure ur fans will be happy..

Ahem:  I hope so.. I am a bit worried though…

Jake: Why?

Ahem: What if I consummate my marriage and my fans lose interest in me? What if they shift their interest to Jigar?

Jake: Hmmm…That's an issue!!! But trust me girls are crazy over six pack.. well, most of them are… So you are still safe..

Ahem (flex muscles) : That's right! Good that Anita made me workout… We used to workout together…

Jake: huh? She has six packs?

Ahem: nope, stupid.. She usually does aerobics… but we do the cardio together…

Jake: wow, I am sure half the ladies at the forum wish they had shared the same gym with you…

Ahem (blush) : I know!

Jake: You blush a lot these days!

Ahem (shocked): Maybe I got it from Gopi… We spend a lot of time together nowadays

Jake : Aha..! So are you proud of Gopi… we heard her ordeal with the kidnappers..

Ahem: Its not a big deal.. But the kids seemed to be smitten

Jake: But even you mom was happy

Ahem : I said kids… mom and others included….lol

Jake: Wow… You Joke!

Ahem: (frowns) What do you mean?

Jake: Aah the famous frown and all… I mean nowadays you are a bit cheesy too

Ahem: yup, I eat a lot of cheese with dhoklas and theplas… I even add cheese in my green tea

The whole unit : ewww……………………..yuckkk

Jake (looks around) : shhh

*Ahems BB cries "lalalala……..hehehehe…lalala' *

Ahem: Oops sorry gotta go… Missed call from Gopi… Gotta teach her chapter 6 of hindi…

Jake: Oh ok..

*Ahem gets up pockets his BB and runs off*

Jake: What we saw was a definite transformation in the Always brooding Heathcliff… Like the kids he too looks smitten… Hope he takes Gopi on a Joy ride soon and have an awesome SR…

That's all for todays interview hope you all liked it…

Who should be our next guest?

A.      Kinjal

B.      Rashi

C.      Kokila

D.      Jigar

E.       Urmila

F.       Mani

SMS your answer in this thread as A, B, C, D, E or F and post.

Thank you… Gotta run, my girl is also waiting….*sheepish smile*