Z: COME ON RI! You look fine, now shut up and let's go! We have to be out on the carpet in two minutes!
*Zaynoo and Riya walk out on the carpet, Riya is still fixing her makeup*
R: I'm so nervous Z, I have no clue how to host this!
Z: Look, take it from me, I've done LOADS of these, it's a piece of cake! I'm a professional Red Carpet host, you know?
R: Yeah, yeah, I know. You've told me tons of your imaginations where you hosted several Red Carpets and award shows.
Z:Yeah man, see? I'm following my dreams! GET IT? Get my joke? Like I'm following those imaginations'
R: *cuts Zaynoo off.* That's the lamest thing you've ever said.
Z: Yeah? Well you've said some pretty lame things in your life too, and WHO THE HECK made you my co-host? You're annoying me already!
R: SHUT UP, I feel like I'm more mature than you right now! FOCUS! We're on air in 2 seconds!
Z: Welcome one and all to KaSh Heaven and I-F's first ever 800 Appreciation Threads Awards Ceremony! I'm Zaynah--
R: and I'm Riya! We feel so privileged to be given the chance to host this honourable ceremony and we can't wait till everyone starts arriving for the main event!
Z: Ooh! A limo just pulled up! Our first person, let's see who it could be!
R: Oh my God, it's Sarah!
Z: She's coming this way, be cool Ri, be cool!
R: I can see that perfectly, Z. Just shut up & you start talking first. And aren't I supposed to be the nervous one since you're the "professional?
Z: I'm not nerv' Hey Saraaah!
Sarah: Zaynoo and Riya! *Hugs Z & R* You guys are hosting tonight? Finally! I've been waiting for you guys to host together! It's gonna be a riot now!
R: Yup, we are! And thank you so much! You look absolutely stunning tonight! We bet you have a special someone accompanying you, ehh? *wink wink*
Sarah: Well, I do have a date, but he-- *smirks at Zaynoo* hasn't arrived yet, we wanted to come in separately'don't ask why, you'll see later on! I'm heading in now, keep up the awesome job!
R: Well, guess we'll have to wait to find out who Sarah's special someone is! See you inside! Have fun!
Z: ahaaah. See you inside Sarah.
*Zaynoo glares at Sarah as she walks off & mumbles to herself*
R: YO, what's your problem Z? That was SUCH a sarcastic smile you passed at her, it looked so rude...
Z: That "HE" she was talking about was none other than KSG! The nerve of that girl! I'm gonna go after her! NO ONE absolutely NO ONE can call KSG their date when I'm around. *Starts to go after Sarah, but Riya holds her back*
R: Stop it yaar Zaynoo, chodo ye sab & focus.
Z: Everyone knows by now to lay off of KSG, he's MINE. Okay? MINE. Yaar, Sarah always tries to link me up with other celebrities'like Bruno Mars!
R: UGH! You and your illogical talks! We all know who he belongs to and it's NOT YOU, so shut up and just HOST. Look Swanz & Ramsha are coming! I thought Ramsha would come in to ruin a performance but nevermind..
Z: I say we scream BHOOT when Ramsha comes! You game?
R: You know it! They're coming near! 3..2..1..GO!
Ramsha: Start running, I'm serious.
*Ramsha lifts her dress to begin the chase*
Swancy: Shut up you freaks! *holds Ramsha back* Ramsha calm down man, they're pulling you're leg.
R: Thank you for always being the mature one Swanz, anyways, coming back to reality...wait, what are we doing here again?
*Zaynoo smacks Riya's arm*
Z: *whispers* we're hosting man, stop forgetting, no wonder we started off as MLFs (Memory Loss Friends)
R: *whispers back* Oh yeah..oh well, who cares...gotta live up to the name of MLFs!
Swancy: Can you guys stop talking to yourselves...and talk to us? Or can we PLEASE MOVE from here?
R: What's with your obsession of moving all the time? You can just go inside. It's that way! *points to the left*
*Ramsha & Swancy head in*
Z: I hope whoever comes next is fun.
Just then, three people come out of a limo and Riya & Zaynoo walk towards them.
R: Wow, three idio..
Z: Shush Ri; this is gonna be fun! And we have so much more people to come across anyway!
As the three KaShians are walking towards them, Rinki stops for her to be spoken to. Zaynoo & Riya walk past Rinki leaving her in shock.
R: *whispers* Ignore her, she talks a lot..she won't let us speak a word.
R: Heyya guys! You all look fabulous!
Rinki: *clearing throat*
R: So, how exciting is this for you guys?
Nori: I'm super nervous. That's all I can say!
Virina: I'm just waiting for the moment when I take away all the awards...they all sooo have my name written on it!
Z: Conceited much, Viru?
Virina: No, I call that optimism in Shona style!
Rinki: I'm going in! You guys are acting like I'm not here.
Z&R: See you soon Rinki!
Rinki: Oh finally you all noti--*mumbles off to herself*
Z: OMG look Mari Di & Tara Di are coming!
R: We'll see you guys soon! Please head in!
*Walking towards Tara & Mari*
Z: We should say...Welcome Back!
Mari & Tara: Thank youuu!
R: We're so glad you're back! We've all missed you so much!
*Mari and Tara smile*
Z: How does it feel to be back?
Mari: It feels awesome to be back! I've missed everyone so much, and I'm sorry I don't get to interact as much, but the memories are always with me, and I'd always love to keep coming back!
Tara: I agree with Mari! My Shonas are sooo sweet, who wouldn't want to come back and feel at home again? Whenever I'm here, they're always smiling, and I love that about them!
R: Well we're thrilled to have you guys back! You may head in, and have fun!
Mari: Thanks guys, and keep up the awesome job!
Tara: Keep 1'2'3'ting-ing Shonas!
Amna: OYE! RUK JAO!
*Everyone turns around to see Amna shouting*
Mari: *mumbles* Oh shoot, it's Amna. Tara, can we walk a little faster?
Tara: Why do you wanna run from your..um wife? *laughs*
Amna: YOU FORGOT IT AGAIN. DIDN'T YOU?!
*Z&R stay rooted...with shock written all over their faces*
Mari: Umm..noo, It's in my purse...
Amna: YEAH RIGHT. I love the way you lie. *Marches towards Mari*
Mari: *mumbles to herself* Just gonna stand there and watch me burn..*looking at Tara, Riya & Zaynoo*
Z&R: Guys..you're quite lou--
Amna: *cuts Z&R* You two shut up and get lost from here. Mari, first you disappear without letting me..your WIFE know and secondly, you don't have the tickets even after a YEAR of our marriage?
Amna: HOW COULD YOU? *continues to ramble on*
Mari: Can I--
Amna: SHUT UP, let me speak, it's my turn now.
*Mari rolls her eyes*
Amna: DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME?
Tara: Cut it out both of you..anyways, what is this about? The honeymoon tickets?!
Amna: SEE MARIAM? Even TD knows me so well! And you..UGH. BLAH YOU! *storms off*
While Amna is heading in, she turns around and shouts: "You two there, you guys SUCK as hosts!...didn't even speak once..who the hell made you hosts?!"
Z: KaSh did! NOW WHAT? Bolti band?
R: Z, I don't think she heard that...cuz she has already gone in...
Z: Damn it, oh well, let's go receive the other guests!
R: TD & Mari Di, you guys can go in..sorry for all that chaos!
*As the event carried on, loads of smiling KaShians walked the glamorous red carpet and shared their excitement about the ceremony and brightened the atmosphere even more with their stunning attires!*