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Safiyah

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Posted: 24 February 2005 at 2:29pm | IP Logged

English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
 You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.

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samir_soni

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Posted: 24 February 2005 at 3:00pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL nice one

munizaaa

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Posted: 24 February 2005 at 5:09pm | IP Logged

..........................but everyone still speks it Wink........... including u

 

Big smile.............

rabeeak2003

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Posted: 24 February 2005 at 5:14pm | IP Logged

LOLhahaha!

lol..... I agree muni!

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Posted: 24 February 2005 at 5:21pm | IP Logged
LOL

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Posted: 24 February 2005 at 5:46pm | IP Logged
LOL

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Posted: 24 February 2005 at 6:11pm | IP Logged
that was funny!

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Posted: 24 February 2005 at 6:16pm | IP Logged
LOL

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