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KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 02 October 2004 at 3:30am | IP Logged
*a girls first time*


               (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)


              It's your first time. As you lie back your


                     muscles tighten. You put him


            off for a while searching for an excuse, but he


                      ;refuses to be swayed as he


           approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you


                       shake your head bravely.


            He has had more experience, but it's the first


                       time his finger has found


           the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;


                         your body tenses; but


            he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks


                        deeply within your eyes


           and tells you to trust him - he's done this many


                        times before. His cool


           smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him


                        ;more room for an easy


           entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,


                        but he slowly takes his


            time, wanting to cause you as l! ittle pain as


                        possible. As he presses


            ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give


                      way; pain surges throughout


             your body and you feel the slight trickle of


                       blood as he continues. He


            looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too


                         painful.Your eyes are


           filled with tears but you shake your head and nod


                         for him to go on. He


            begins going in and out with skill but you are


                       now too numb to feel him


               within you. After a few moments, you feel


                   something bursting within you and


           he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to


                        have it over. He looks


             at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a


                      chuckle; that you have been


           his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.


                       You smile and thank your


           dentist. After all,it was your first time to have


                            a tooth pulled.


                           Naughty, Naughty!


                       What were you thinkin' ?


                                  

anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 04 October 2004 at 6:12am | IP Logged
naughty, naughty kkWink
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Posted: 04 October 2004 at 6:51am | IP Logged
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jammy Goldie
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Posted: 09 October 2004 at 1:22am | IP Logged

What were you thinking, of about what others will think of this joke Wink

Jammy.

KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 10 October 2004 at 5:33am | IP Logged
Hey Jammy, I thought u all would say me Naughty joke kk, as i have caught them red handed.
*Anjali* IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 10 October 2004 at 8:55pm | IP Logged
kk!!! very naughtyEmbarrassed Embarrassed WinkWink
anitha.b IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 11 October 2004 at 8:48am | IP Logged

LOL

Very naughty

alliha Senior Member
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Posted: 11 October 2004 at 12:15pm | IP Logged

EmbarrassedLOL

very naughty joke kkWink

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