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Posted: 12 August 2011 at 10:54pm | IP Logged

Sometime I can't understand some ladies talks cos I don't speak fluent bullsh!t ...then I try to say them, "I understand", it doesn't mean I agree, it doesn't mean I understand, it doesn't even mean I'm listening!!!

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Posted: 13 August 2011 at 5:52am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Rapier

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most women understand men pretty well.

haha! if only! that has got to be the biggest lie ever.LOL


Nah its completely true. Men do have the emotional range of a teaspoon. They have two emotions. Hungry and horny. In both cases you feed them. Simple.



lol! that may be true. those two things certainly do govern men. but they are not all that readable either. they can at times be...unreasonable, for the lack of a better word.LOL


Ladies are often quite lively and keep chattering away, sometimes it may seem petty but who cares it is fun at times; unless they are fuming.LOL

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Posted: 13 August 2011 at 6:25am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Rapier

Originally posted by return_to_hades

Originally posted by Rapier



most women understand men pretty well.

haha! if only! that has got to be the biggest lie ever.LOL


Nah its completely true. Men do have the emotional range of a teaspoon. They have two emotions. Hungry and horny. In both cases you feed them. Simple.



lol! that may be true. those two things certainly do govern men. but they are not all that readable either. they can at times be...unreasonable, for the lack of a better word.LOL


Ladies are often quite lively and keep chattering away, sometimes it may seem petty but who cares it is fun at times; unless they are fuming.LOL

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Posted: 15 August 2011 at 5:49am | IP Logged
Women are not so sensitive and emotional but they act like to be so, its part of their selfishness. Men are practical and never thinks intentionally wrong about a woman.

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Posted: 15 August 2011 at 8:50pm | IP Logged
 
Why do roses have magic over ladies ?
 

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Posted: 15 August 2011 at 8:54pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Host.co.in

Women are not so sensitive and emotional but they act like to be so, its part of their selfishness. Men are practical and never thinks intentionally wrong about a woman.
It is pointless for a man to judge a woman.
They may say things and act in a certain way, perhaps it is the maternal instict at times and sometimes they want to teach and correct.
LOL
 
I remember my friend told me his wife and his own mum were arguing against him. Perhaps ladies understand ladies better and often a "no" means "yes". LOL

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Posted: 15 August 2011 at 9:04pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 15 August 2011 at 9:06pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Prometeus

Sometime I can't understand some ladies talks cos I don't speak fluent bullsh!t ...then I try to say them, "I understand", it doesn't mean I agree, it doesn't mean I understand, it doesn't even mean I'm listening!!!

I wonder if it is the rather high pitched voice that gets to you.LOL
If woman toned it down, they sound very sweet.

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