JAGO/GAGA conversations re updated pg 4

I am just posting mine and Suchi's imaginations about our illegal couple conversations

My imagination for kal ka convo:

Gauri: jagat baat ki lawyer se...kitna din lagega divorce pe

Jagat: lawyer ne case sunkar saaf inkaar kar di

Gauri: no probs, mumbai is a big city we can find some nikamma lawyer

Jagat: Gauri apne dil se talak ki soch nikaal do

Gauri upset and angry

GaurI: par jagat...

Jagat: Gauri muche samjne ki koshish karo...yeh sab karna aasan naheen hein.. pehle se hi humari padayi mein kafi nuksaan ho gayi hein. upar se hum stipend ke bina term repeat kar rahe hein. talak ke chakkar mein humari padayi ka aur nuksaan naheen kar saktha mein

Gauri: Jagat tum mere bawnaoon ko samajti kyun naheen ho

Jagat: gauri mein sirf tumse pyaar karta hoon. Bas yaheen kaafi hein...yeh court, samaaj se hamara koi lena dena naheen hein...talak jaise fisool cheezon mein time naheen barbaad karna chahiye hame...Mein ab yeh sab peeche chodkar mumbai mein nayi zindagi shuru karna chahta hoon

Jagya walks out

Gauri: par...shocked expression

Bed scene

jagya thinking lawyer insults at one side

gauri thinking haveli baduaahs other side

morning sun

Gauri enters with instant coffee and kunda thai's poha and tell: Jagat meina socha kal raat..I think tum sahi bol rahe ho...Hume abhi padayi mein concentrate karna chahiye... thode dinon ke baad hum divorce ke baare mein sochenge

Both sit down and sip the coffee smilingly and feed each other poha😆

Suchi's Imagination for future

Paanch (5) saal baad

Juggu (their son) : mama , papa aaj mujhe kuch ladkon nay phir tang kiya ye keh ker ki, thumahi ma ki shaadi nahi hui hai

Gauri looks hysterical

and starts screaming at Jagat

dekha isilye maine kaha tha ki Anandi ko divorce karo.

Jagat: Nahi gauri, kya ye kafi nahi hai ki main thumharay liye hun, thumharay paas hun, han ye alag baat hai ki hum dono alag alag kamre main reh rahe hain 4 saal sey. Lekin humara beta hai. Ye alag baat hai ki woh mujhe uncle bulatha hai. aur thumhay aunty logon kay samnay.

Thum kiyun divorce lenay ki baat puch rahi ho.


Gauri: Aur kab tak jagat!???

Jagat : thum janthi ho ki maray paas job nahi hai. Aur Anandi kay bejay hue monthly paison main hi humara ghar chaltha hai aur usi kay banay hue school main humara beta free padtha hai. thum chanthi ho ki , main job karun aur thum job karo? aur , apnay betay ko dusray school main dalain jismay fees dena pade?


Gauri in thoughts.

She goes to her room and then the next morning.


Gauri brings tea and says Kunda Tai nay Pohay banaye hain aur beja hai.
Maine kafi socha jo thumnay kaha , jab tak juggu kay liye koi shareef ghar ki ladki nahi mil jathi humay divorce kay baray main nahi sochna chahiye

They smile and sip their coffee together and juggu starts playing with his play station gifted to him by Anandi aunty who he knows to be a distant relative!

Guys I request others to run their imaginations wild and post more GAGA conversations...
Edited by vasuja - 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Suchi-NivReniac

MUHAHAHA

Felt Antara was right...It will be fun if others pitch in

How come they will bother to bring up a kid? Its too much trouble. They will send him to Anandi aunty.

Originally posted by: kshreya2002

How come they will bother to bring up a kid? Its too much trouble. They will send him to Anandi aunty.

Good one...but anandi is busy naa... Aur bechari kunda thai hein na baby sitting karne.

and aftr 17-20 yrs whn jr jagat is 20-22 yrs old...he comes to jago n say ki mai jis larki sey pyar karta hu uskey maa-bapu humari shadi sey inkar kar rahey hain...unka kahna hai tumhari maa tumharey dadddy ki legal beendni nahi hai...

hahahahaha here's my version too:

After 20 years:

Juggu; Mamma, Papa today I met the girl of my dreams but she says she doesn't trust me because papa you never married mamma.

Gauri gets frantic and screams: Dekho Jagat dekho. Being with you was the greatest mistake of my life. Now my Juggu darling will not get his sachha pyaar. Get a divorce from Anandi right now. Abhi Laaao

Jagya: Arrey Gauri. How does it matter if we are married or not. Aur main Anandi se divorce le liya toh Juggu ka shaadi kaise hoga??  Hum Juggu ke shaadi bade dhumdham se karenge. Mumbai ke best hotel mein party hoga, Mumbai ke best chefs catering karenge and we will have dance performances by film stars.

Gauri still crying: I don't know, I want your divorceee with Anandi.

Walks out of the room angrily

Juggu: But Papa, I don't want a real shaadi. I want a shaadi like you where I have the option of walking out anytime I want.

Jagya: It's okay beta I understand. Nobody wants a real shaadi. You should always learn excuses to fool women. They ware basically brainless, just use the sachha pyar mantra that I have taught you and everything will be fine. Don't worry I will contact the clerk from Jetsar to arrange for a false marriage certificate.

Juggu: Great papa. Papa, can I ask Anandi aunty to send me cash for a 10 carat diamond ring and a private cruise where I can propose my girl?

Jagya: Of course you can, let me call her right now. I will ask her to send you a new car also.

Gauri next morning. Serving Instant coffee and poha to her family:

Jagat you are right. You should not say anything to Anandi till Juggu's shaadi is over. Hume abhi divorce ke baare mein nahi sochna chahiye. Just send her the estimate and ask her to send the money fast. Mujhe bhi bahut sari shopping karni hai and I want a new jewellery set to wear on Juggu's shaadi. After all, he's our only son.

Everybody starts making plans for the shaadi
Edited by woman11 - 12 years ago

👏 👏 👏 excellent. But one thing I cd not understand, he sara sochne ka kam raat bhar Kyun hota hai. If they think whole night thn the JR Jagat track wd hv to change 😉 😉

🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: ankit111

👏 👏 👏 excellent. But one thing I cd not understand, he sara sochne ka kam raat bhar Kyun hota hai. If they think whole night thn the JR Jagat track wd hv to change 😉 😉

kyunki Gauri's super brain wipers are most active during the night. After a whole night of brain wipe out Gauri is back in her sachha premi mode with taza taza smile in the morning. 🤣

Originally posted by: ankit111

👏 👏 👏 excellent. But one thing I cd not understand, he sara sochne ka kam raat bhar Kyun hota hai. If they think whole night thn the JR Jagat track wd hv to change 😉 😉

they r morning birds😉waise college mein padte tho naheen hai...beech beech mein antakshari bunk kar di hogi😆😆😆😆😆