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Originally posted by vasuja

Originally posted by annika20


No not at all! I don't have any problem if someone else also wants to contribute to the column! In fact, the more the merrier! Not only Saitan, even if anyone else feels like writing for Jagat Doctor's column they're welcome to do so.

Very happy to know that dear... some people are specific about their topics I did not want to have any controversy in JT...In fact FBS topic was created and invented by Ankit and even I started writing articles about it and like u Ankit was also very sportive...I am happy that JT is rocking...Antara will be happy too

I am very very happy Hug Welcome all our new readers and contributors. And we want our old contributors to keep posting too. It;s so much fun Party

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                                     JETSAR TIMES

                       Dr. Jagat's Guide to Life! # 4


Hello readers! We thank you for the overwhelming response to our new series ''Dr. Jagat's Guide to Life'', by Dr. Jagat, Jetsar's anytime-anywhere- all purpose doctor! Today, Dr. Jagat shares information about getting your college principal to give you relief from punishment/penalty

Dear Dr. Jagat:  ''I am a 22 year old man doing my post-graduate study in medicine from a college in a big city. I got married in a jiffy to my classmate and we ended up going to our native village for celebrations with our families and later went to a hill station for our honeymoon. We ended up wasting 2 months, without taking proper leave. Now when we went back to college, our Principal thrashed us for breaking all rules and told us we would have to repeat our semester! He also cancelled our stipend! I am so sad that we lost our money and also have to repeat a semester. Please tell me how to deal with the Princy and get relief from this penalty?''

- Bhagat, Jetsar (and some big city)

Dr. Jagat: ''Oh don't worry! Such outbursts from cruel principals are natural! Let me first tell you, you did not do anything wrong in going home or going for a honeymoon. It's just a matter of two months! It's no big deal. Preferring to enjoy after marriage and forgetting all about work or studies is natural and understandable.

Old haggard principals can't understand the thrill of romance and married life of a young couple! They make such crazy rules only for show off and to make youngsters dance to their tunes and work like donkeys!

Thankfully we village guys have the rural background and poverty as our trump card to help us get through sticky situations!

Let me tell you what to do, here's my step by step guide for you:

-  Firstly, DO NOT feel guilty about what you did. Keep up full confidence.

- Don't bother about dropping a semester. Rather I suggest that you enjoy another 4 months' holiday! Enjoy with your wife, romance each other, watch TV together, go for shopping - you know? All lovey-dovey stuff.Wink I guess you were busy with family also in those 2 months. But in these remaining months you enjoy only with your wife. Don't take this as punishment or penalty, rather look at it as a blessing in disguise, an excuse for a longer honeymoon and extra romance!

- If you or your wife feel serious about studies then also it's no problem!Big smile

Go to the college, meet the HOD/Principal. I suggest you get the girl do the talking since girls get more sympathy. Wink

- Make sure to keep up a sullen, guilty face and look like a lost kid almost on the verge of crying. 

- Instruct your wife-cum-classmate to do emotional drama and give a  solid, moving speech to the Principal.

- Tell him about your rural, backward and pathetic background. Tell them how difficult it is for poor people like you to come to the big city and even think of studying.

- Tell them it is impossible for people like you to neglect education. Tell stories of dying people in your community, who die due to lack of medical facilities and good doctors like you. Tell the Princy how you really want to serve the poor people in your village and ameliorate their suffering (even if in reality you don't give two hoots to dying gawars of rural areas).

Make a case for your great mission for humanity, which will be fulfilled through a degree from this college.

- If the Principal is harsh and doesn't want to listen to you and keeps rebuking you. Just don't lose heart. Tell him you understand his reaction and realise what mistakes you ended up making.  Make him feel his reaction is natural!

- Give the Principal chances to speak, hang your head, make a cry-baby face. But ensure that you immediately grab the baton from him and get back to narrating your own stories.

- Sustained emotional blackmail and giving duhaai of gareebi and rural background is of utmost importance. You can also sob or get your wife to cry for more SOLID impact.

- Offer to work harder and do night duties and work extra shifts (even if you actually intend to spend all time eating chaat in canteen, par bolne mein kya jaata hai?). Ensure the Principal that you would be able to manage studies and work to the best of your abilities after all, letting you study without any hiccups is only for the greater good of humanity.

- Convince him and don't leave the room or budge until you've got your own way. Don't give in to his stern behaviour. Remember - your emotional blackmail is more powerful than any sternness or strictness. Emotional manipulation can even turn rocks to balls of dust!

- Hopefully you will get to have your own way, especially if you are able to use your wife effectively.

- Just feign guilt and regret, exploit the village and poverty trump card, make it seem that your education without any penalty or hiccups is basically a cause for progress and upliftment of humanity.

Kaam ho jayega. Chinta mat karna. To be a successful person, you first need to be a good actor and think up great dialogues.

Don't bother about big promises you made to him. No need to follow up except for initial few weeks. Ek baar raat gayi toh baat gayi. Uske baad mazey se jeena.

I wish you best of luck in your studies and married life.''


ABOUT DR. JAGAT: Dr. Jagat is the all-time-all-purpose multi-specialist doctor cum psychologist cum life coach based in Jetsar (Jaipur for ''paperwork''), Rajasthan He got his medical degree from Charak Medical Institute in Mumbai. With his years of experience, unique upbringing and novel personal experiments in life since childhood, he's acknowledged internationally for his ability to ''treat any situation to suit one's own needs''.  Dr. Jagat's book ' ''Jagat ke Jagat ko nachane ke nuskhey'' will be out soon. JT thanks Dr. Jagat for taking the time to write for our readers despite his busy schedule and messy...oops, ''complex'' life.

Note ' Please send us feedback about the column and your questions for Dr. Jagat, the all-time-all-purpose doc of Jetsar/Jaipur/Mumbai! If you're facing any dilemmas in life, turn to Dr. Jagat! Email - [email protected]

DISCLAIMER ' The views in this guidance and advice column are of the doctor only. The publication does not necessarily endorse these opinions. The readers are solely responsible for the real life consequences of Dr. Jagat's advice in this column.  Dr. Jagat and Jetsar Times are not answerable or liable for any damage or mishaps, if any,  caused in real life through this column.


Dr. Jagat's Guide to Life brought to you by Annika (Anu).

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@Annika! too good post again. loved every word of it.Clap

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Posted: 17 August 2011 at 8:44pm | IP Logged
lol annika "ek baar raat gayee toh baat gayee"ROFL
loved the 4th part!!

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Posted: 18 August 2011 at 2:16am | IP Logged
superb annika...Loved it...cry baby face with constipated looks create magic...totally agreed.

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Posted: 18 August 2011 at 5:08am | IP Logged
Thanks everyone!LOL

Good one Vasu. I forgot to add about constipated looks. I'll add it in some other column in future since Jagya always has a constipated look!Tongue

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