Debate Mansion
Debate Mansion

India-Forums

   

What is the point of getting married? (Page 9)

_Angie_ IF-Rockerz
_Angie_
_Angie_

Joined: 21 February 2008
Posts: 9888

Posted: 06 July 2011 at 11:25pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by blue-ice

...Gosh I am feeling like Agony aunt right nowWacko
 
Talking about feelings, I m beginning to feel like some promoter of a marriage bureau LOL LOL
Enough from my side. Lets see what a tech guru has to say to a desperate wife - Tongue 
 
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy
 
Dear Tech Support,
 
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
************ ********* ********* ******
 
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
 
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to download Tears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
 
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7...7.
 
Good Luck
For more details contact to,
Technical support Guy
Our 24 hrs help line

The following 2 member(s) liked the above post:

zorrroblue-ice

blue-ice IF-Stunnerz
blue-ice
blue-ice

Joined: 04 March 2009
Posts: 33638

Posted: 08 July 2011 at 7:13pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by angie.4u

Originally posted by blue-ice

...Gosh I am feeling like Agony aunt right nowWacko
 
Talking about feelings, I m beginning to feel like some promoter of a marriage bureau LOL LOL
Enough from my side. Lets see what a tech guru has to say to a desperate wife - Tongue 
 
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy
 
Dear Tech Support,
 
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
************ ********* ********* ******
 
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
 
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to download Tears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
 
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7...7.
 
Good Luck
For more details contact to,
Technical support Guy
Our 24 hrs help line
This is hilarious and true...
 
All the more reaon not to marry..LOL

The following 2 member(s) liked the above post:

zorrrotinkerbe11

zorrro Goldie
zorrro
zorrro

Joined: 29 July 2008
Posts: 2252

Posted: 09 July 2011 at 12:16pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by blue-ice

Originally posted by angie.4u

Originally posted by blue-ice

...Gosh I am feeling like Agony aunt right nowWacko
 
Talking about feelings, I m beginning to feel like some promoter of a marriage bureau LOL LOL
Enough from my side. Lets see what a tech guru has to say to a desperate wife - Tongue 
 
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy
 
Dear Tech Support,
 
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
************ ********* ********* ******
 
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
 
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
 
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to download Tears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
 
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7...7.
 
Good Luck
For more details contact to,
Technical support Guy
Our 24 hrs help line
This is hilarious and true...
 
All the more reaon not to marry..LOL
Better late than never blue ji LOL
uninstall operating system and install entertainment package ;) lol
Mera kya hoga, mai idhar jaaon ki udhaar jaoon Confused

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

blue-ice

x-Sundas-x IF-Dazzler
x-Sundas-x
x-Sundas-x

Joined: 22 May 2009
Posts: 2872

Posted: 13 July 2011 at 4:37pm | IP Logged
I really don't see a point in marriages because they never works. But as belonging to a Muslim family marriage is important so we can be with our loved one. I'll give you an example. You are in a relationship and if you get pregnant people will be like OMG what a bitch, no shame inside her, god knows where she been upto...!
However if your married and you're pregnant people will say oh how cute, issue your first or second?
That's the biggest difference.
Marriage is another name for doing thinks legally.

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

tinkerbe11

tinkerbe11 IF-Dazzler
tinkerbe11
tinkerbe11

Joined: 25 May 2010
Posts: 2778

Posted: 15 July 2011 at 7:53am | IP Logged
A man is incomplete until he is married, and then he is truly finished.LOL
zorrro Goldie
zorrro
zorrro

Joined: 29 July 2008
Posts: 2252

Posted: 15 July 2011 at 9:29am | IP Logged
^^what about a woman LOL
-Aarya- Goldie
-Aarya-
-Aarya-

Joined: 02 November 2010
Posts: 1628

Posted: 15 July 2011 at 9:31am | IP Logged
Originally posted by zorrro

^^what about a woman LOL


It's a reverse psychology for women... she is perfect in all sense. Tongue


Edited by night13 - 15 July 2011 at 9:31am

The following 1 member(s) liked the above post:

tinkerbe11

tinkerbe11 IF-Dazzler
tinkerbe11
tinkerbe11

Joined: 25 May 2010
Posts: 2778

Posted: 15 July 2011 at 11:23am | IP Logged
Originally posted by zorrro

^^what about a woman LOL
 
 
The woman is who finishes the man LOL

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
what is the point of debates?

2 3 4 5 6 7 ... 10 11

Author: mkzara   Replies: 84   Views: 5470

mkzara 84 5470 15 April 2009 at 11:34pm by Mindbender
Married Heros vs Married Heroins

2 3

Author: TheRowdiest   Replies: 17   Views: 1398

TheRowdiest 17 1398 06 May 2007 at 2:27pm by mermaid_QT
whats the point about slam book

2

Author: ent_girl   Replies: 13   Views: 2064

ent_girl 13 2064 04 February 2007 at 8:16am by IdeaQueen
Why do ppl point fingerz at girlz/ladies?

Author: x.Asian~Flava.x   Replies: 5   Views: 364

x.Asian~Flava.x 5 364 29 December 2006 at 7:38am by savie
TD-Change in DK for love, turning point

2 3

Author: samy74   Replies: 19   Views: 1915

samy74 19 1915 24 May 2005 at 5:04pm by rm_apple

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

Debate Mansion Topic Index

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index