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Steven Spielberg and a Chinese in a Bar!

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Posted: 27 June 2011 at 9:26am | IP Logged
A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..

Chinese: why?

Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!

Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.

Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.

The Chines punched Spielberg.

Spielberg: Why did you do that?

Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.

Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!

Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!

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Edited by hot123 - 27 June 2011 at 9:41am

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Posted: 28 June 2011 at 9:17am | IP Logged
no comments yet...,
wasn't that a funny joke????
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Posted: 06 July 2011 at 9:37am | IP Logged
nice joke...LOL
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Posted: 02 September 2011 at 9:07am | IP Logged
hahaha that was a good one =D
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