Jokes

India-Forums

   
Jokes
Jokes

Wrong side of the Bed

vijay Admin Group
vijay
vijay

Site Admin
Joined: 09 December 2003
Posts: 6989

Posted: 08 June 2004 at 9:33am | IP Logged

Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers, on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, "Good morning ladies." The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you." But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other, "I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning." This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue.

A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the Sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years She greeted them with, "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give you wisdom for our students today." "Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you, and may God be with you." But again, after passing, Mother Superior overheard, "She got out of the wrong side of bed today." Baffled, she started to wonder if she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant.

Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching, step by step, with her walker. As Sister Mary was rather deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile on her face, before greeting Sister Mary. "Good morning, Sister Mary. I'm so happy to see you up and about. I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day." "Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank you. I see you got up on the wrong side of bed this morning." Mother Superior was floored!

Sister Mary, what have I done wrong? I have tried to be pleasant, but three times already today, people have said that about me."

Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked Mother Superior in the face. Oh, don't take it personal, Mother Superior. It's just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers." VijayVijayWink

Contributed by Sushi from Fun4Share YahooGroups

Cheers,
Vijay

The following 3 member(s) liked the above post:

Ann_92--Saina--Cold-Fire

  • Page 1 of 1

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
Joke of the Week--Wrong Email ID

2 3 4 5

Author: honeydaisy   Replies: 35   Views: 6324

honeydaisy 35 6324 16 May 2011 at 1:51am by bAkChOd.
The Wrong One

Author: madhuri_vats   Replies: 3   Views: 642

madhuri_vats 3 642 30 June 2008 at 7:30pm by angeleyesz
Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

Author: -Believe-   Replies: 4   Views: 729

-Believe- 4 729 21 June 2007 at 9:45am by ellemenopee
Wrong Email addresse...Funny

2

Author: SweetAngel18   Replies: 14   Views: 1019

SweetAngel18 14 1019 29 April 2007 at 12:43pm by thammeem
Wrong bus!

Author: jas   Replies: 5   Views: 1097

jas 5 1097 23 February 2005 at 9:05pm by *~sheena*~

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

  • Please login to check your Last 10 Topics posted

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index