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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 12:27pm | IP Logged
serial Junkie, Now I understand why the cow was looking dreamily at my shifty eyed Jaggu dada..Now since the bade haveli has got third choti beendini for jagdish,

JETSAR TIMES
FINANCIAL NEWS & GOSSIP SECTION

Since bade haveli has seen the entry of two new beendinis: Daactar gauri and the mad cow the villagers are eagerly waiting for annadans and sweet distribution by dadisa. The news have brought happiness to all the families and villagers are stitching dresses for both the beendinis as gift.

The village goldsmith had a tough time to take kamarbandh measurement for the third beendini(mad cow) but is very happy about the big order...The whole haveli is decked for celebrations...All said and done our third beendini is very upset because dadisa hasgiven strictly instructions to her to give thel malish to no one in the family other than Jaggu dada


Edited by vasuja - 17 June 2011 at 9:16am

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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 8:31pm | IP Logged
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woman11 wat a grt news!!LOLLOL
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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 9:27pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by serialjunkie

Jetsar News
From the Medical Desk
Correspondent - Serialjunkie

A veterinarian has been called to check in the cow, which has been showing abnormal symptoms post ingesting the marriage certificate. The vet announced that the cow suffers from mad-cow disease, a common affliction in Jetsar part of Rajasthan. The only way to cure this disease is to immediately declare a mad-cow the bheendni of the big haveli with equal rights as those of other bheendnis. This can alleviate symptoms and further deterioration.

As a result of this discovery, a long line of farmers with their mad-cows has been streaming in front of the big haveli, looking for the ultimate cure for their charges. Its a matter of time before the big haveli will run out of resources to cure such a contagious disease. Government is planning legalize the practice and create additional Haveli Disease Control Centers, however a severe shortage of Dadisas and Jagyas, both critical component of the cure, has put a damper on the plans. Stay tuned for further updates.







HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

MANNN I cannot beat this one ahahahahahhaha
MAD Cow Disease!!

Imagine what Gauri has now ,? Poor Anandi is already suffered a lot and now she is in the recovery phase but since Gauri has been just been contaminated so God knows what will happen to our Daactarni. 

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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 10:42pm | IP Logged
-----'Breaking' News----

The mad cow beendni which is the latest addition to maajisa's household fell down while moving up the haveli staircase to give jaggu dada a tel malish. Rolling and tumbling down she stopped over none other that daactar jaggu and broke all his bones and also lost two of her hair.

The whole Haveli is 'Chintit' about the loss of the two hair while no one is ready to give a second look to the 'toota-foota' daactar. Even the other daactar in the house, Gauri is busy in trying out Halloween make-up and is oblivious to her dear hubby's miserable condition.

Our reporter tried contacting Gauri daactarni, but had to be taken to the hospital, since he suffered a major heart-attack on seeing her new 'Avatar'

Vidushi
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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 11:45pm | IP Logged
Jetsar time is my new fav daily. Please dont stop, Iam subscribing this. 
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Posted: 17 June 2011 at 12:02am | IP Logged


URGENT NEWS 

Dr. Gauri , also known as D.I.D ( damsel in distress) has finally put her foot down. After her stunning performance as the psychic doc. 




where she had predicted the heart attack (burn?) of Majisa and coming to the timely rescue by carrying the necessary pills ! 

she has once more done it! 

'what a brilliant performance it was' says DS who was clean bowled by the beautiful display of DID.




'Gauri badnaam hui, Majisa , teere liye...

Gauri Badnaam hui, Majisa , teere liye.


Bachpan ki yaad niraali, 

joooti shadi...

jhagda baazi    reee



Beendini aaj hui..., Maji sa tere liye...

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'vah kya tumke maaray usnay. Yeh hai sahih aur susheel beendani le lakshan. Munni tho mannay bohot bhaave hai aur abh je gauri bhi.  Maaro tho dil jeeth liya bhayaa' Says the excited majisa.

'Ye hai maari asli beendani' 

We will report back with more news.
Signing off

Suchi
Jetsar Times


Edited by Suchi-NivReniac - 17 June 2011 at 12:06am

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Posted: 17 June 2011 at 12:45am | IP Logged
i loved all d news!

Suchi ur version of munni badnaam is hilarious! ROFL ROFL

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