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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 8:38am | IP Logged
Claphillarious, specially marriage certificate eaten by cowLOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 8:45am | IP Logged
No news as of now. 
But our reporter has to do some live updating so they will sign off for a while and probably make a come back

I hope the cows are ok after eating that certificate

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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 9:28am | IP Logged
The Editor
Jetsar Times
I am submitting my Poem to be published in your papar.
So here it is
Ek Chutki Jagya ka Sindoor

Ek chutki Jagya ka Sindoor
aise asar kiya
ki lagaate he Dimaag ki band bajgaya !!

Tapak tapak kar padi balikaaye
Lagaane iske naam ka sindoor
Kya pata tha inko jaadu ka asar!!

Ek thi Gaon ki Chori
Dhoosri shehar ki Dactaraain
DOnon pe tha asar Same to same !!

Pehle Pehle Khoob hasaya
Pyar kiya same to same
Ghumaane leke gaya Mumbai fort Same to same !!

Jaise hi Beendni Banaake Haveli laaya
Donon ke Dimaag mein ek hee Sapna aaya
Samosa,Tamatar Chutney, Adrak chai !!

Dheere dheere asar aisa nikhla
Donon ke ankhon se Ganga Jamuna Nikhla !!

Ek thi Padi Likhi Doosri Gawar
Par Deekho na iss sindoor ka Consistency
Donon par Result Ek hi Nikhla !!

Ek ka Asar chootgaya sindoor ka
Ab doosra chaalu rakhi hai Sapnon ka
Dekh the hain Ki aage Kya hoga

Lajawwab  hai sindoor Jagya ka !!

Itni consistent results aaj kal ki tablets/ medicines mein bhi nahin hoga
ki jo bhi khaaye us pe asar ek hi Hoga !!

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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 10:44am | IP Logged
nice one deep ClapClapClap

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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 10:50am | IP Logged
Originally posted by woman11

 In the meanwhile, the doctor has confirmed that Gauri's sudden psychiatric attack was triggered not only due to the Jagdish-Anandi video but another incident. Apparently, Gauri had tried to feed grass to the badi haveli cows but the cows had refused to eat from her hand. Makhan Singh informed us that he had heard a loud commotion in the haveli cowshed and when he reached there, he found Gauri screaming angrily and showing her marriage certificate to the cows. Sadly enough, a cow found the piece of paper appetizing and ate that up, sending Gauri into an instant psychiatric meltdown.

OMGGG this part was hilarious, I loved the part where she showed the marriage cert to the cowsROFLROFLROFLROFL. You are giving me a tummy ache here ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Please continue with the reports.

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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 11:44am | IP Logged
Good one!ClapClapClap




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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 11:56am | IP Logged
Antara and deep good job...I heard all the jetsar times caapies are sold out... Me missed the whole bade haveli tamasha...Got updated with Suchi's post...

Me very happy to know that the Bade daactar made all the bade haveli people realise that Daactar Jaggu dada and Daactar gauri are extremely efficient...Iam sure that when the stock market opens tomorrow, FBS stocks will shoot up several points...

Now since dadisa is allowing Daactar Gauri to stay in bade haveli, I am hoping That Daactar gauri will get cured...Now their are chances that Jaggu dada may change her ABS to FBS too...But Daactar gauri being a patient with traumatic past may cause havoc to the entire family



Their were also rumours that if dadisa announces daactar Gauri as beendini of the house, the entire Singh family wanted to fake heart attack to threaten dadisa...But since Daactar Jaggu dada and Daactar Gauri are highly efficient and daactar Gauri may give each a magic pill they are considering to drop the plan and think of something better

Their is an additional report that the cow which ate the marriage certificate of the daactars has been showing abnormal activities and looking at Jaggu dada with dreamy eyes and giving daggers to daactar gauri

Edited by vasuja - 17 June 2011 at 9:16am

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Posted: 16 June 2011 at 12:06pm | IP Logged
Jetsar News
From the Medical Desk
Correspondent - Serialjunkie

A veterinarian has been called to check in the cow, which has been showing abnormal symptoms post ingesting the marriage certificate. The vet announced that the cow suffers from mad-cow disease, a common affliction in Jetsar part of Rajasthan. The only way to cure this disease is to immediately declare a mad-cow the bheendni of the big haveli with equal rights as those of other bheendnis. This can alleviate symptoms and further deterioration.

As a result of this discovery, a long line of farmers with their mad-cows has been streaming in front of the big haveli, looking for the ultimate cure for their charges. Its a matter of time before the big haveli will run out of resources to cure such a contagious disease. Government is planning legalize the practice and create additional Haveli Disease Control Centers, however a severe shortage of Dadisas and Jagyas, both critical component of the cure, has put a damper on the plans. Stay tuned for further updates.

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