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Posted: 15 June 2011 at 1:02pm | IP Logged
                                             Jetsar Times:
                                  The No Nonsense News

        Dear readers, welcome to Jetsar Times--the one and only newspaper that keeps you updated about the happenings in Jetsar and all the celebrities there. We have a very dedicated staff that works day and night to bring to you the constant hullabaloo of India's most happening place, BV'S very own Jetsar. Our readers too are excellent and participate enthusiastically to make this newspaper an running success. We hope you will enjoy our company. We mean no nonsense news.

Here is an index of all the articles published in Jetsar Times:
First issue--Antara (woman11)
Financial report from FBS corps-----Vasuja

Ek Sindur-----Suchitra :
Jetsar Times job openings:

Who is this blurr? -----Suchitra:
Financial report from FBS------Vasuja:

Danger round the corner-----Vidushi:
8. Cartoons-------pjyo:

9. Cow eats Gauri's certificate------Antara:

10. Poem: ek chutki Jagya ka sindur-----deep
11. Badi haveli gossip column---
12. Medical Desk------seriajunkie

13. Financial report and gossip column----vasuja
14. The accident----Vidushi
15. Munni Badnam---Suchitra

16. Susheel Bahu reality show-----Vasuja

17. The Haveli plan--------Vidushi
18. Munni Gausa>>>the tale of fate----------Antara

19. Ad column> love lock payals--------Vasuja

20. Aadmi hoon-----Vidushi
21. Gauri wins award-------Vasuja
22. Munni Gau-sa barricades haveli------Vasuja

23. Ad column>> congrats for Gauri's award----------Vasuja

24. Who dug the grave???--------------------Antara

25. Munni wins her battle-----------------vasuja
26. Learn your Daactari Interviews-----------------------vasuja

27. The Face Off ----------------------Suchitra

28. The Face Off>> contestants----------------Suchitra
29. Munni Goes to Party photos-----------------vasuja
30. Exclusive Interview with Majisa----------------Vidushi
31. The Big Bad Battle--------------------Antara
32. Munni Gausa cocktail party photos-----------------Vidushi

33. Beendiyon ka maha Muqaubla--------------Serialjunkie

34. Sneak  A peak------------Vidushi
35. Cookbook>> Adrak wali chai----------------Antara
36. Letter to the editor-----------------redapple1

37.Daactar Gauri affected  by one dialogue syndrome-------vasuja
38. Kuldevi fiasco at Jetsar-------------vasuja

39. Missing Kuldevi found, country plunges into communal violence-----------Antara

40. Makhan Kaka threatens to resign------------vasuja
41. Trouble over acceptance stamps------------Antara

42. Tips for suhaag raat----------Antara

43. Jetsar famous for Jhalak Dikhla Jaa photos---------Antara
44. Jagat Tel advertisement video----------pjyo

45. Zor ka Jhatka--------------vasuja

46. Daactar Gauri gets the right to eat jhoola plate---------Antara
47. Jhoothi Thali Contest------------Antara
48. Interview with Anandi----------------Suchitra

49. Rapunzel creates havoc in Badi haveli-----------Vasuja

50. Jagya as dhongi baba photo----------pjyo

51. Scientists after Jagya's brain, mafias reach Jetsar to shoot Jagya---------Antara

52. Breaking News-----------------Serial Junkie
53. Bees flee from Jetsar-----------Vasuja

54. Shootout at Haveli, Anandi takes bullet------------Antara

55. Munni Gausa drives mafias away, Jagya found begging----------Antara

56. Noise Pollution ke side effects------------Pjyo

57. Cookbook---Man na maan, main tera mehmaan kheer-----------Antara

58. Aadarsh Bahu Column: Sweater Designs--------------------Antara

59. Quiz for Readers----------------------Antara

60. Mafia Falls in love with Anandi---------------Antara
61. Munni Gausa pregnant-----------Shamil

63. Munni-Jaggu's baby photo---------pjyo
64. Shocking revelation of the evil twins---------Antara

65. Munni in trouble------------shamil

66. Bhairon threatens to leave haveli------------shamil

67. Jagat in legal trouble?----------------shamil

68. Jagat- Munni sansani khulasa pic----------pjyo

69. Celebration---BV Completes 3 years--------------shamil

70. Villagers reach badi haveli with a petition---------vasuja

71. Khataara bike pics--------------pjyo
72. Curfew in Jetsar-------------Antara

73. Jagat refutes Munni's accusations

74. JagguMunni's baby photo

75. Advertisement Cream>> Gaga Brand skin thickening cream---------Antara
76. Anandi's muh dikhayi rasam------

77. Gauri ready to die/dye for Jagat-
78. Gauri's new LoReal hair photo----------------pjyo

79. Bombo ties Rakhi to Gauri

80. The Singh family prays for GAGA's departure------------Antara

81. First jhalak of badi haveli chiraag---

82. Jagya sneaks out to meet Munni----

83. Gauri faces bankruptcy-----------Antara

84. Holler for dollar going out of business photo----------Antara

85. Munni Gausa's mother and Bhago join hands--------------Riddhima
86. Munni ne diya ghuma ke>>>animation-------------pjyo

87. Gauri starts new gobar business--

88. jyo's tarbuji billi photo--

89. Billi ki jawani song--
90. Gauri attacks daactaars-----------Antara
91. FBS corps shares hit an all time high-

92. kharbooja billa photo-----------pjyo

93. Celebration in FBS Corps----------vasuja

94. Villagers enjoy free show at kalika mandir

95. JAGA Ramleela Kaampani-----Antara

For the rest of the articles please visit our new Jetsar Times:

Jetsar Times
1st Issue
A gang of blackmailers have been arrested from the old fort in Jetsar for blackmailing Kalyani Devi's grandson Jagdish Singh with a video that contained his intimate scenes with his first wife Anandi. Regarding the blackmailing episode, Jagdish said, "Someone is trying to frame me. All the images in that video are manipulated and nothing like that happened in reality. Anandi and I are just good friends." [Here is the video exclusively for our readers: ]
Jagdish's first wife Anandi refused to comment on the video and mentioned she will keep supporting Jagdish in whatever he does. However, our source tells us that Anandi has recently been awarded for her all time record marks in the medical entrance exams and has donated the money to an organization that spies on Rajasthani village boys going off to Mumbai. 

In the meanwhile, the release of the video had disturbed Jagdish's present wife, Gauri, so much that she was rushed to the psychiatric ward for immediate treatment. She is under sedation and the doctor has prescribed a daily dose of aarti, tea-making and samosa-making for her fast recovery. Incidentally, Jagdish and Gauri are already charged with misuse of their medical license, wrong diagnosis and attempt to murder for administering powerful cardiac drugs on Kalyani Devi without proper examination. 

In another news, Gehna Singh has been made a honorary member of the FAW (Forum of Abandoned Wives) and is invited to speak about the techniques of handling a second wife. Makhan Singh and Nandkishore Singh will accompany her for live demonstration. The event will be telecast liveand is expected to attract thousands of viewers.

Keep tuned in for more news only on Jetsar TimesBig smile

Edited by woman11 - 04 August 2011 at 12:48pm

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vasuja Goldie

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Posted: 15 June 2011 at 1:16pm | IP Logged
wow bang onClapClapClapClapClapClapClapClap...loved the post...That was very innovative... Will wait for updates

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woman11 Goldie

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Posted: 15 June 2011 at 1:27pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by vasuja

wow bang onClap...loved the post...That was very innovative... Will wait for updates

Vasuja: we want the latest update from the FBS corps. Over to correspondent vasuja nowTongue

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Posted: 15 June 2011 at 1:39pm | IP Logged
Ha ha ha haSmileROFLROFLROFL
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Rach-dc IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 15 June 2011 at 1:40pm | IP Logged

@Woman - very funny post, really enjoyed reading it.

And thanks a lot for the video, was quite curious about the Anandi-Jagat controversial past.  I had no idea that so much romance was shown between the two when I read posts in the forum about "that being lust" and all. Jagat looks quite grown up on that video doesn't look like balak at allWink.

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vasuja Goldie

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Posted: 15 June 2011 at 1:44pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by woman11

Originally posted by vasuja

wow bang onClap...loved the post...That was very innovative... Will wait for updates

Vasuja: we want the latest update from the FBS corps. Over to correspondent vasuja nowTongue


FBS corp which was slowly making its mark past 5 years in BV world has not been doing well these days...the stock prices had hit all time low.

From the beginning The product was bashed by feminists and women rights group, But since Our Brand ambassador Anandi was showing great results the product got very popular. Our CEO Jaggu dada got extremely happy with the results and decided to take the product to next level and try it on a different person this time...

To check the merits of the product he decided to use another daactar like him...FBS did wonders initially when it was used on Daactar Gauri...It showed its first effect by making her be in lala land. But after reaching Jetsar haveli, Daactar gauri's already traumatised brain got hit and brought out all her bad memories of loosing her balika vadhu status...this has started problems and our FBS is showing never before seen symptoms on Daactar Gauri. Jaggu dada is majorly upset and is trying To pacify Daactar Gauri... He needs to go on for 5 years to validate the success of the product and win nobel prize...

This confusion in experiment has deglorified the product and hit our sales badly...employees are planning to quit FBS corp and our Media Manager Ankit has already taken a job in the court to be on the safer side..

Now with the release of Jeitsar times news media is going crazy and asking if Jaggu dada was Anandi's friend or lover..We have decided not to give any comments and will meet the accusation in court...FBS Corp completely believes in Jaggu dada's innocence...He is being manipulated and demonized by the media.

Marketing Manager,

Edited by vasuja - 17 June 2011 at 9:14am

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ankit111 IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 15 June 2011 at 2:01pm | IP Logged
I love such innovative posts Clap this is call creativity to present ur view in different way, instead of just bashing and arguing. Thumbs Up

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ankit111 IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 15 June 2011 at 2:10pm | IP Logged
Yaar Vasu join karte hi co ki lotiya gul LOL LOL waise u misunderstood G is not using FBS, she is using ABS. Due to confusion between FBS AND ABS co. Ki watt lag rahi hai. ABS is very harmfull product jabki FBS se kewal fayda hi fayda hai. LOL LOL LOL

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