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Americanization!

Nankri IF-Rockerz
Nankri
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Joined: 13 October 2004
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 5:17pm | IP Logged

AMERICANIZATION

u don't open a telephone conversation with a HELLO but with a "Hi"

The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".

U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".

U never "mess-up" things, U only "screw them up".

U never have a "residence" tel. no., U have a "home" no.

U don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the "lights".

U don't "accelerate", U "step on the gas".

Your tire never "punctures", U may have a "flat".

The trains have "coaches" or "boggies' no more but "carriages" or "boxes".

There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".

"I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.

U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a "cool" guy

U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb,rather flick it up.

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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 5:46pm | IP Logged
lol datz soooooooooooo tru didnt even realize how messed up allota thoe thingz r..................guess datz da way us americanz r
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BollyCurry Director, BollyCurry Executive Director
Joined: 30 October 2004
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 6:29pm | IP Logged
that is soooooo true...
i always say that - i don't know nothin...lol
man, i am too american i guess...
sana_usa Senior Member
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Joined: 15 January 2005
Posts: 684

Posted: 20 February 2005 at 6:34pm | IP Logged
great!!!!Smile
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